Docotor SMS
After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery is 0K".... :-):-):-
Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai, Success hua toh mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye!
Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kyo kehte hain?
Kyon ki agar operation theek to gaya to....
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE - ByE
Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam
2. kaho naa bukhar hai
3. TB no 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam.
Dr k bandh clinic k aage lambi line thi
1sardar bar-bar line me guhusta
log usko pakad k piche phenk dete
Sarda-lage raho salo,mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.
Patient: Please give me the good news first.
Doctor: They're going to name a disease after you.
Doctor: you are looking like my third wife..
Lady: How many wives are you having
Doctor: two...!!
Express smart ideas smartly :)
An MBBS Student had finished his course & was performing his 1st operation
Soonafter finishing he prayed 2 GOD, Lord,Accept my 1 st Gift 4 u