| ee JOKES prati okkari CELL PHONE lo untayi.antaga CIRCULATE chestunnaru.
In puli film
pavala kalayan was a sincere traffic police but he was suspended from his job
why?
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He charged 1000/- for 108 ambulance for over speed.
FLOWER STARPK(pichi puvvu)PK watching t.v
News:An indian missed Gold medal in swimming..
baga ayindi, gold medal esukoni swimming ki evaru vellamannaru??...
Pawan: anna na cel ki 1 message raganee cell switch off aipoindi.
chiru :em message?
PK: battery low.
chiru:eesari vaste aa mesage naku frwrd chey plZ..
chiru, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
chiru angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - siru
M - Meeda jokes vesi
S - Service cheyandi..
CHARAN: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
ARJUN: I clean the toilet.
CHARAN: How does that help?
ARJUN: I use ur toothbrush.
chiru started a COLLEGE The name of the college is
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"Chiru Medical College of Engineering"
keep smiling....
Ram Charan got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Ram Charan replied: "I Mr YOU" !!.
PAWAN saw RAM CHARAN while stealing a purse, RAM CHARAN:here is 1000/- in purse,we can take 50-50. pawan: ok..ok, but what about remaining 900??
CHIRU:orey dheeni meaning cheppu ra'I AM GOING "ante enti? PAWAN:'nenu velthunna'. CHIRU:plz ra answer cheppi pora..
KEEP SMILING...
chiru:sir, phone lo roju bedhirimpu calls vastunnai.. police:emani? chiru:recharge cheskokapothe connection cut chestamani sir! keep smiling...
chiru was putting dogs tail into a pipe. man:ore pagal dogs tail never become straight. chiru:ore idiot am trying to bend the pipe. keep smiling.
ASTA DARIDRAMAINA "SANI GRAHAM"KI POWDER RASI,BOTTU PETTINA DAYYAM LA UNNADU,ee CHIRU gadu.
"AQUARIUM" LO CHEPALU PATTE FACE VEDUNU..
108 VEHICLE NI AAPI LIFT ADIGE TINGARI EDAVA..
CHIRU "DONGA BABA" CHARACTER NI YE MOVIE LO CHESADU?ans chebithe CHIRU tho DINNER CHEYOCHU.
anchor:Sir! meeru enduku odipoyaru?
CHIRU:Andaru vari Simbols Pattukoni "PRACHARAM"chesaru.ma"SUN" pattukolem ga!!??????
Papam pichi maha Raju Nammukunnavalle VOTE veyaledhu.chivariki JANAM 1 SEAT Isthe SHOCK ayyadu.enduko telusa?aa 1 kuda ela vachindi..ani...
CHIRU IN Asmbly:Adyaksha! Usha RANI evaru?
Evaru POTI cheste dimma tirigi mind block
avutundo adera Usha Rani,nene..enti?
pawa song original:
Thati chettu ekkalev,Thatikaya tempalevu
Eetha chettekkalevu,eetha kallu tiyalevu MALLI nikendukura PELLI.
pawan song comedy:
Party etti dobbaledu,Palakollu gelavaledu
Deposits raledu,4th front dikkuledu
ANNA nikendhuku ra PARTY..
TV9: CHIRU Andhra VIJAYKANTH,Chi..Chi..Vadu 2 MP Seats Aina Gelichadu.Veedu 0
kada?
JOKE ON CHIRU:IF CHIRU IS HERO IN "POKIRI".IN HOSPITAL SCENE
ILEANA:EMI CHESTUNTARU MEERU?
CHIRU:MARI ANTHA GATTIGA ADIGITHE EMI CHEPTAM? NUVVEMANUKUNTUNNAV?
ILEANA:BAHUSHA AGE AYIPOYI,KUTURU LECHI POYI,KODUKU MADA GA, TAMMUDU TEDAGA AYY,CINEMALU LEKA KALI KALIGA UNTU :" P"aniki "R"ani "P"arty (PRP) PETTUKONI,ROJA THO BANDA BHUTULU TINTU ORURU TIRIGE SANYASIVI ANUKUNTUNNA.
CHIRU:CORRECT NENU ADE.
CHIRU: Why are all these people running? Man-This is a race,the winner will get the cup
CHIRU- If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?
CHIRU: People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
CHIRU: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again..
CHIRUcomes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine' He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
CHIRU: The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
CHIRU was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
In a Park Allu Arjun n his GirlFrind were sitting, 2 dogs kisd each other.
Arjun:Janu, If U dont mind nenu kuda.
Girl: ok! kani,Jagrattha!!!kukka karustundi...
chinna: chiru to wife: evadu vadu antha chendalanga unadu??
wife:mana ram charan andi......makeup lekunda unadu anthey...
Doctor,in my dreams,I play football every night.
Doctor:Take this tablet, you will be ok.
CHIRU:Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game..
CHIRU bought a new mobile.He sent a message 2everyone from his Phone.'My Mobile Number has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610 !!
friend:what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
chiru :Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
After returning back from a foreign trip, Chiru asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Chiru: In London a lady asked
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