140 Characters Jokes Messages

140 Characters Jokes Messages

140 CHARACTERS JOKES MESSAGES / Jokes Messages

Ap Jhan jye whan se kre Fly all Tear Sb Log Ap ko...

Ap Jhan jye whan se kre Fly all Tear
Sb Log Ap ko hi mane apna Dear
Ap ki hr Rah ho Always Clear
OR Khuda dey Aap ko Ek zakas NEW YEAR

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 137

an idea can change ur life,but,a girl can change u...

an idea can change ur life,but,a girl can change ur ideas so always change ur girlfriend to get new idea."whatan idea sirji........? "

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 135

Bantane apna risult bataya... papane sirf itna ka...

Bantane apna risult bataya...
papane sirf itna kaha
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Bigg Boss chahte he ki aap gharse bahar nikal jaya..

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 116

kam kro kuch esa ki jg me naam ho jae,,,,,,,,,,,,,...

kam kro kuch esa ki jg me naam ho jae,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!
thoda tum khisko thoda ham Khis k ki jag me naam ho jae,,,------;-<@

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 130

Father: 12th Krne k Baad Tum Kya Karoge.? Boy: BC...

Father: 12th Krne k Baad Tum Kya Karoge.?
Boy: BCA
Father: Very Good Per Ye BCA Hota kya he.?
Boy: Baap ke Cash pe Aish!

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 123

Arz kiya h.... . . . wah wah wah. wah wah bh...

Arz kiya h....
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wah wah wah.
wah wah
bhosedike pelahe sun to le.
to Arz h 10 rupye me 12 kale
1-1 karke apne gand me de le.....

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 140

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So ...

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 122

policeman to his child: stupid kitne kam marks aay...

policeman to his child: stupid kitne kam marks aaye hain har subject me.
son : keep this 50 rupees and close this matters

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 122

ek hati rani ne ek hata raje .. ... bus puru...

ek hati rani ne ek hata raje
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bus puru have su romance ....

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 73

patni:aaj itna jaldi kyu ghar aa gaye. pati:darsa...

patni:aaj itna jaldi kyu ghar aa gaye.
pati:darsal aaj mere boss ne kaha jao jahannum me jao .
jimeet g soni

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 116

GAND GORA KAREKA 3 TARIKA HE . . . .. . . ...

GAND GORA KAREKA 3 TARIKA HE
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MUJHE PATA THA TU JARUR DEKHEGA
SALE KALE GAND BALE

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 114

Hoyto tumi sober chey misti.Hoito tumi 1posla bris...

Hoyto tumi sober chey misti.Hoito tumi 1posla bristi.TAi to tumi amer misti 1ta bondhu.~~yeamin

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 95

mene tum mere friend ho isliye niche "bahaut kutch...

mene tum mere friend ho isliye niche "bahaut kutchh" likha hai
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bahaut kutchh

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 116

TECHER:2 MEIN ZERO DALE TO KYA HOGA GIRL: MADEM H...

TECHER:2 MEIN ZERO DALE TO KYA HOGA
GIRL: MADEM HMARI TO EK MAIN HI JAN NIKL JATI HAI AAP TO 2 DALENE KO KHE RHI HAI

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 117

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was...

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 130

Dosto dosti kise kahte hai mughe aaj tak nhi pta c...

Dosto dosti kise kahte hai mughe aaj tak nhi pta chla kya hoti hai dosti bole........0124.Manish@gmail.com

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 106

Girl2 Sardar(Shopkipper) : Ji Lipton di Chah he? ...

Girl2 Sardar(Shopkipper) : Ji Lipton di Chah he?
Sardar: Mainu to nahi h, Tainu h to lipt ja....

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 97

NEW IDEA= BOY:TUMHARE PEN ME INK NAHI HE KYA? GI...

NEW IDEA=
BOY:TUMHARE PEN ME INK NAHI HE KYA?
GIRL :CHAL TO RAHA HE!
ANDHE HO KYA?
BOY: TO A66A APNA MO.NO.LIKH KE DIKHAO

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 125

If u marry one gal she will fight with u. But if u...

If u marry one gal she will fight with u. But if u marry two gals, they will fight for u.

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 89

Ek Ladaki ko I Love You SMS Aayaa, To usne papa ko...

Ek Ladaki ko I Love You SMS Aayaa, To usne papa ko dikhaya, to papa bole aisa ghatiya SMS Jis ka hai use vapis Bhejo Beta.

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 122

Boy(romantically): I wana tel u smthng Girl: its ...

Boy(romantically): I wana tel u
smthng Girl: its nt gud 2 talk while
eatin Aftr eating.. G:nw tel me Boy: der
ws a cockroch in ur food ;)

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 140

2 premi 1 plat madhe shevpuri khat hote ekmekanch...

2 premi 1 plat madhe shevpuri khat hote
ekmekanchya dolyat baghun
mulgi:{lajun}as ka baghtoy
re? mulga:thod-thod kha na bhikare

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 131

Tum itrati bahot ho, bal khati bahot ho, sochta hu...

Tum itrati bahot ho, bal khati bahot ho, sochta hu tume dinner pe le jao, par sali tum khati bahot ho,
Raza Khan

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 113

Doctor:Mrs,Priya gud news 4 u. Nandini:wat do u m...

Doctor:Mrs,Priya gud news 4 u.
Nandini:wat do u mean by mrs Nandini?
iam miss Nandini.
Doctor:o:sorry miss Nandini bad news for u..

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 134

Judge-Tumne Din me Chori Karne Ki Himat Kaise Ki...

Judge-Tumne Din me
Chori Karne Ki Himat Kaise
Ki?
Chor- Mujhe is baat ka
dar Tha Ki
Raat Ko Mujhe Akela
Paked kar Koi Loot N le

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 133

sabji wala badi der se sabjiyon pe pani dal raha t...

sabji wala badi der se sabjiyon pe pani dal raha tha
snta-bhai agar inhe hosh aa gaya ho to 1 kg aalu de do
(ROMIO TAJPUR)

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 125

kya akhe kya bate kya chehra tumne paya hai,aisa l...

kya akhe kya bate kya chehra tumne paya hai,aisa lagta hai
jaise..........pipal ke ped se bhut utarkar aya hai.

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 114

Sandas me mujhe teri yad ayi ..isi bat me mine ek ...

Sandas me mujhe teri yad ayi ..isi bat me mine ek tatti giriai ..allah kasam us tatti me teri tasvir nazar ayi..
harsh jain

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 130

RAM CHADRA KAH GYE SIYA SE ESA KALJUG AAYGA HANS C...

RAM CHADRA KAH GYE SIYA SE ESA KALJUG AAYGA HANS CUGEGA DANA TINKA KOUA MOTI KAHYEGA. SANDEEP

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 94

Kas Khusiyno Ki Ek Dukan Hoti Aur Usme Hamari Pah...

Kas Khusiyno Ki Ek Dukan Hoti
Aur Usme Hamari Pahchan Hoti
Lelete Apke Liye Sari Khusiyna
Chahe Unki Kimat Hamari Jan Hoti !!

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 128

vadivel: sattai puthusu mathiri eruke partheepan:...

vadivel: sattai puthusu mathiri eruke
partheepan: oh
vadivel: theebavalikku vankiyatha?
partheepan: ellai. enaku vankiyathu

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 126

pappu: I have been trying to think of a word for t...

pappu: I have been trying to think of a word for two weeks. Pappu: Its a fortnight. Bharat

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 108

Pappu: When is it unlucky to see a black cat? . ...

Pappu: When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
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Appu: When you are a mouse.

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 95

1 hoti hoti mungi , tine nesli lungi, tikdun aala...

1 hoti hoti mungi ,
tine nesli lungi, tikdun aala wara,
udun geli lungi,
ughadi padli dhungi.

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 96

Ek Sardar ko puri raat Machharo ne bahut pareshan ...

Ek Sardar ko puri raat Machharo ne bahut pareshan kiya. Uski khopdi ghoomi...Sardar ne zehar piya aur bola."Ab kaato saalo, Sab maroge.

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 135

hai,smart,bahut,woh,hai,bheja,,ne,jis,our,hoon,rah...

hai,smart,bahut,woh,hai,bheja,,ne,jis,our,hoon,raha,padh,se,niche,ko,msg, jo,hoon,pagal,wo,main...CONFUSED ? AB NICHE SE UPER PADHO

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 131

Interviewer:wat is skeleton? sardar:dieting start ...

Interviewer:wat is skeleton? sardar:dieting start chesi stop cheyadam elago teliyani manishi sir....8100588001..cnu

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 115

ashish kumar gupta pratapgarh u.p pawan kumar soni...

ashish kumar gupta pratapgarh u.p pawan kumar soni chilbila pratapgarh baat karo jaldi karo offer simth hai karo

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 113

Mallik shervt mar gagi, to uski kabar pe din Imran...

Mallik shervt mar gagi, to uski kabar pe din Imran hasmi ja kr bahut hasa
aur bila sali life me pehil beer akeli soyi hai

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 123

koto baar vabi mrittu asuk , aase na ..... mrit...

koto baar vabi mrittu asuk ,
aase na .....
mrittu asole tomar motoi ...
Bappa

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 83

gabbr mine basanti ko nahate dekha heroo kutte ma...

gabbr mine basanti ko nahate dekha
heroo kutte mai tera khun pee jaunga
gabbr min naha raha tha wo raste se ja rahi thi

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 128

ak job hai karte....? Qlf:inter. place:Hyd salary:...

ak job hai karte....? Qlf:inter. place:Hyd salary:30,000
- job:idea tower oopar bitkar airtel singnals ku rookna...!!! what an idea SIRjee.!

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 143

ma chod denge khan khod deng or likh denge kranti...

ma chod denge khan khod deng or likh denge kranti

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 49

SALES MAN=Sir chemala powder kavala? X(u know who...

SALES MAN=Sir chemala powder kavala?
X(u know who that)=Vaddamma evala chemala powder konte repu domalu lipstic aduguthayi.
9848586254

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 136

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the m...

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 134

subah sms sham sms din sms raat sms ghar me sms of...

subah sms sham sms din sms raat sms ghar me sms office me sms aakhir kya hai ye sms
ab
s-sub
m-milkar
s-socho

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 113

BALAIAH GURINCHI KUDA AA VIDHANGA MATLADITHE NENU ...

BALAIAH GURINCHI KUDA AA VIDHANGA MATLADITHE NENU KUDA NEE AKKANO LEDA NEE CHELLINO

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 83

3 kale dost ko god ne vardan diya.1Bola muzhe Gora...

3 kale dost ko god ne vardan diya.1Bola muzhe Gora kardo 2BHI 3indono kowapas kala kar do

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 90

what you thing going to potty, but after still not...

what you thing going to potty, but after still not being stisfy.
juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kahi baki hai. (santosh badhani)

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 123

what is diffrent bitween condom & cirketer cirket...

what is diffrent bitween condom & cirketer
cirketer drop the chaches and condom cheches the drop. (santosh badhani) 8607567917

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 127
    
  

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