Ap Jhan jye whan se kre Fly all Tear
Sb Log Ap ko hi mane apna Dear
Ap ki hr Rah ho Always Clear
OR Khuda dey Aap ko Ek zakas NEW YEAR

an idea can change ur life,but,a girl can change ur ideas so always change ur girlfriend to get new idea."whatan idea sirji........? "

Bantane apna risult bataya...
papane sirf itna kaha
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Bigg Boss chahte he ki aap gharse bahar nikal jaya..

kam kro kuch esa ki jg me naam ho jae,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!
thoda tum khisko thoda ham Khis k ki jag me naam ho jae,,,------;-<@

Father: 12th Krne k Baad Tum Kya Karoge.?
Boy: BCA
Father: Very Good Per Ye BCA Hota kya he.?
Boy: Baap ke Cash pe Aish!

Arz kiya h....
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wah wah wah.
wah wah
bhosedike pelahe sun to le.
to Arz h 10 rupye me 12 kale
1-1 karke apne gand me de le.....

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

policeman to his child: stupid kitne kam marks aaye hain har subject me.
son : keep this 50 rupees and close this matters

ek hati rani ne ek hata raje
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bus puru have su romance ....

patni:aaj itna jaldi kyu ghar aa gaye.
pati:darsal aaj mere boss ne kaha jao jahannum me jao .
jimeet g soni

GAND GORA KAREKA 3 TARIKA HE
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MUJHE PATA THA TU JARUR DEKHEGA
SALE KALE GAND BALE

Hoyto tumi sober chey misti.Hoito tumi 1posla bristi.TAi to tumi amer misti 1ta bondhu.~~yeamin

mene tum mere friend ho isliye niche "bahaut kutchh" likha hai
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bahaut kutchh

TECHER:2 MEIN ZERO DALE TO KYA HOGA
GIRL: MADEM HMARI TO EK MAIN HI JAN NIKL JATI HAI AAP TO 2 DALENE KO KHE RHI HAI

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

Dosto dosti kise kahte hai mughe aaj tak nhi pta chla kya hoti hai dosti bole........0124.Manish@gmail.com

Girl2 Sardar(Shopkipper) : Ji Lipton di Chah he?
Sardar: Mainu to nahi h, Tainu h to lipt ja....

NEW IDEA=
BOY:TUMHARE PEN ME INK NAHI HE KYA?
GIRL :CHAL TO RAHA HE!
ANDHE HO KYA?
BOY: TO A66A APNA MO.NO.LIKH KE DIKHAO

If u marry one gal she will fight with u. But if u marry two gals, they will fight for u.

Ek Ladaki ko I Love You SMS Aayaa, To usne papa ko dikhaya, to papa bole aisa ghatiya SMS Jis ka hai use vapis Bhejo Beta.

Boy(romantically): I wana tel u
smthng Girl: its nt gud 2 talk while
eatin Aftr eating.. G:nw tel me Boy: der
ws a cockroch in ur food ;)

2 premi 1 plat madhe shevpuri khat hote
ekmekanchya dolyat baghun
mulgi:{lajun}as ka baghtoy
re? mulga:thod-thod kha na bhikare

Tum itrati bahot ho, bal khati bahot ho, sochta hu tume dinner pe le jao, par sali tum khati bahot ho,
Raza Khan

Doctor:Mrs,Priya gud news 4 u.
Nandini:wat do u mean by mrs Nandini?
iam miss Nandini.
Doctor:o:sorry miss Nandini bad news for u..

Judge-Tumne Din me
Chori Karne Ki Himat Kaise
Ki?
Chor- Mujhe is baat ka
dar Tha Ki
Raat Ko Mujhe Akela
Paked kar Koi Loot N le

sabji wala badi der se sabjiyon pe pani dal raha tha
snta-bhai agar inhe hosh aa gaya ho to 1 kg aalu de do
(ROMIO TAJPUR)

kya akhe kya bate kya chehra tumne paya hai,aisa lagta hai
jaise..........pipal ke ped se bhut utarkar aya hai.

Sandas me mujhe teri yad ayi ..isi bat me mine ek tatti giriai ..allah kasam us tatti me teri tasvir nazar ayi..
harsh jain

RAM CHADRA KAH GYE SIYA SE ESA KALJUG AAYGA HANS CUGEGA DANA TINKA KOUA MOTI KAHYEGA. SANDEEP

Kas Khusiyno Ki Ek Dukan Hoti
Aur Usme Hamari Pahchan Hoti
Lelete Apke Liye Sari Khusiyna
Chahe Unki Kimat Hamari Jan Hoti !!

vadivel: sattai puthusu mathiri eruke
partheepan: oh
vadivel: theebavalikku vankiyatha?
partheepan: ellai. enaku vankiyathu

pappu: I have been trying to think of a word for two weeks. Pappu: Its a fortnight. Bharat

Pappu: When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
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Appu: When you are a mouse.

1 hoti hoti mungi ,
tine nesli lungi, tikdun aala wara,
udun geli lungi,
ughadi padli dhungi.

Ek Sardar ko puri raat Machharo ne bahut pareshan kiya. Uski khopdi ghoomi...Sardar ne zehar piya aur bola."Ab kaato saalo, Sab maroge.

hai,smart,bahut,woh,hai,bheja,,ne,jis,our,hoon,raha,padh,se,niche,ko,msg, jo,hoon,pagal,wo,main...CONFUSED ? AB NICHE SE UPER PADHO

Interviewer:wat is skeleton? sardar:dieting start chesi stop cheyadam elago teliyani manishi sir....8100588001..cnu

ashish kumar gupta pratapgarh u.p pawan kumar soni chilbila pratapgarh baat karo jaldi karo offer simth hai karo

Mallik shervt mar gagi, to uski kabar pe din Imran hasmi ja kr bahut hasa
aur bila sali life me pehil beer akeli soyi hai

koto baar vabi mrittu asuk ,
aase na .....
mrittu asole tomar motoi ...
Bappa

gabbr mine basanti ko nahate dekha
heroo kutte mai tera khun pee jaunga
gabbr min naha raha tha wo raste se ja rahi thi

ak job hai karte....? Qlf:inter. place:Hyd salary:30,000
- job:idea tower oopar bitkar airtel singnals ku rookna...!!! what an idea SIRjee.!

ma chod denge khan khod deng or likh denge kranti

SALES MAN=Sir chemala powder kavala?
X(u know who that)=Vaddamma evala chemala powder konte repu domalu lipstic aduguthayi.
9848586254

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".

subah sms sham sms din sms raat sms ghar me sms office me sms aakhir kya hai ye sms
ab
s-sub
m-milkar
s-socho

BALAIAH GURINCHI KUDA AA VIDHANGA MATLADITHE NENU KUDA NEE AKKANO LEDA NEE CHELLINO

3 kale dost ko god ne vardan diya.1Bola muzhe Gora kardo 2BHI 3indono kowapas kala kar do

what you thing going to potty, but after still not being stisfy.
juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kahi baki hai. (santosh badhani)

what is diffrent bitween condom & cirketer
cirketer drop the chaches and condom cheches the drop. (santosh badhani) 8607567917

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