Jina chahe Ham Uske Bager
Lekin
Usne Jingi ma...
Jina chahe Ham Uske Bager
Lekin
Usne Jingi mai Hamari Na Moujidgi
Unhe Acchi Nahi Lahi >|<
Vishal Sirotha
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- Total character : 116
Samze Samze Kar Samze ko Samzo.?
Samze Samze Kar ...
Samze Samze Kar Samze ko Samzo.?
Samze Samze Kar Samze ko jo Na Samze ..?
Wo Meri Samze Main Na Samze Hai ..><..
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- Total character : 115
indian wife sunskaro wali hoti hai ,
wo sabke sam...
indian wife sunskaro wali hoti hai ,
wo sabke samne apne pate ko "abey " gadhe nahi kahti
isleye to short mai kahti hai
AG sunte ho..
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 140
Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gayi... Usne jo sh...
Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gayi... Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gayi... Aur maine jo sher mara to sherni vidhva ho gayi.....
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 132
JIVAN MA SU LAVYA TA NE SU LAI JAVANU 6E...???
...
JIVAN MA SU LAVYA TA NE SU LAI JAVANU 6E...???
KAAJU JEVDU LAVYA HATA NE KELA JEVDU LAI JAVANU 6E....
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 106
bhagwan ne khub diya, cina ke uper do phool diya.
...
bhagwan ne khub diya, cina ke uper do phool diya.
do tangoo ke beech me ek howera ka pool diya.
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 96
sona ni cycle ane chandi ni sheet tara ba ne keje ...
sona ni cycle ane chandi ni sheet tara ba ne keje pahela halavtato shikh
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 72
DIYA JAAL RAHA THA?
KAAM CHAAL RAHA THA?
DIYA BU...
DIYA JAAL RAHA THA?
KAAM CHAAL RAHA THA?
DIYA BUJH GAYA ACHANAK GHUS GAYA!
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 76
CHAND KO KHUD PAR GURUR HA,
KYO KI USKE PAS NOOR ...
CHAND KO KHUD PAR GURUR HA,
KYO KI USKE PAS NOOR HA,
HUM KIS PAR GURUR KARE,
HAMARA CHAND TO HUMSE BAHUT DOOR HA.
VICKY 9691907934
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 136
tutte dil ka kiya hota hai.wohi hota hai jo manjur...
tutte dil ka kiya hota hai.wohi hota hai jo manjurre papa hota hai.
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 67
chaku hai ya churi dhar hai talwar me.
chuchi kya...
chaku hai ya churi dhar hai talwar me.
chuchi kya dikhati hai maal hai salwar me.
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 82
Kabhi Na Bhago 4 Chijo Ke Phiche- 1. Bus, 2. Train...
Kabhi Na Bhago 4 Chijo Ke Phiche- 1. Bus, 2. Train, 3. Ladke, 4- Kadke, Sale Dobara Jarur AA He Jane Hai.
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 105
magata ho to dati nahi,
jawab meri baat ka,
det...
magata ho to dati nahi,
jawab meri baat ka,
deti he to khda ho jata he,
rom-rom jajbaat ka,raj
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 100
Gandmaraye dunia,Hum bajae harmonia.
Jaku jemiti ...
Gandmaraye dunia,Hum bajae harmonia.
Jaku jemiti saja.sie semiti bhaja.
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 72
Jise dost samjha wo kauwa nikla,Dosti ke naam pr h...
Jise dost samjha wo kauwa nikla,Dosti ke naam pr hauwa nikla,Jo karte the kal tak hame peene se mana,Aaj unhi ki jeb se pauwa nikla. RAMAN
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 138
What is the diffrence between man and monkey ?
V...
What is the diffrence between man and monkey ?
Very simple...
Monkey 'dal pe' kudta hai aur Man 'dal ke' kudta hai....
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- Total character : 122
BestGift
"=L=I=F=E="
Best Time
"=H=A=P=P=Y="
B...
BestGift
"=L=I=F=E="
Best Time
"=H=A=P=P=Y="
Best Feelings
"=L=O=V=E="
Best Relation
"F=R=I=E=N=D"
Best Friend
"=U="
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 126
Jindagi main jua khelne ka maja to tab ata hai, Ja...
Jindagi main jua khelne ka maja to tab ata hai, Jab samne wale ka luck taghda ho.. ONCE UPON TIME
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 97
Mandir me pujari purush hee Q hote hai ?
?
?
?...
Mandir me pujari purush hee Q hote hai ?
?
?
?
?
Arey baba,
"taki Bhakt Bhagwan par dhyan de Sake"
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- Total character : 105
heeeeeee...vah to tujebi he........ bolna atahe ...
heeeeeee...vah to tujebi he........ bolna atahe ..
"kartik"
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- Total character : 64
jemna mante chhodya me jindagi na chhella swas
te...
jemna mante chhodya me jindagi na chhella swas
temnej avaine kahyu oh machodi aa koni 6e laasss...from CCHIRAGG
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 114
din vehr tere yad me.kabr me soya raha.
haddia sa...
din vehr tere yad me.kabr me soya raha.
haddia sari gal gai.fir vhi tabar stand up raha.
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 89
Nurse kept SARDARS finger in Her Mouth sgret blood...
Nurse kept SARDARS finger in Her Mouth sgret blood Test the Sardar started DANCING Nurse: y u r Dancing?
Sardar : Next is URINE TEST
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- Total character : 134
aise kounse cheej hain jo bina uthate uth jati h k...
aise kounse cheej hain jo bina uthate uth jati h khayalome dub ke ? penis
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 73
Na chahat hai chaand sitaaron ki ,
na aarzoo hai ...
Na chahat hai chaand sitaaron ki ,
na aarzoo hai faltu yaaron ki ,
bas tere jaisa ek dost chahiye,
jo ma chod de hazaron ki.....
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 131
amchya tyanna pahun mi divas ratrr rusle,amchya ty...
amchya tyanna pahun mi divas ratrr rusle,amchya tyanna pahun mi divas ratrr rusle , ek glass pani piun drum bhar mutle!!!!
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 122
Aaaa... Uuuu...ohooo..
Dhireee Aaaa.... Aa Aa Aa ...
Aaaa... Uuuu...ohooo..
Dhireee Aaaa.... Aa Aa Aa
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Dekha Hum Tumhari gaand phon par bhi maar sakte hai,
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 119
PlZ Help Me....Aaj Subah Mere LUND Pe..Saap Ne Kaa...
PlZ Help Me....Aaj Subah Mere LUND Pe..Saap Ne Kaat Liya..Dr Ne Kaha Hai..Zeher Sirf Chusne Se Niklega...Muje Bacha Le Mere Dost
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 128
Aisi kaunsi chez hai jo bina uthaye khudi uth jati...
Aisi kaunsi chez hai jo bina uthaye khudi uth jati h khayalo me dub ke?Penis
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 78
Master ji apne stdt se-ashiqi wala sher sunao,st...
Master ji apne stdt se-ashiqi wala sher sunao,stdt-mota mrta moti pe, bhuka mrta roti pe, master g ki 2 betiyan,pr mai to mrta choti pe.
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 138
fark hota h khuda or peer me fark hota h kismat or...
fark hota h khuda or peer me fark hota h kismat or takdir me agar kuch chaho or na mile tosamjh lenaki kuch or acha likha h taqdir me
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 134
tum roj mara karo
hath
apny hath par ...
tum roj mara karo
hath
apny hath par
aur
ghusyr
do
apni girl friend
ki rajai
my
gd
night
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 119
ladaka ladaki na hote to jamana na hota,agar mar p...
ladaka ladaki na hote to jamana na hota,agar mar peet na hoti to thana na hota.D.S.Chaudhary
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 93
3 idiots aur bhi badi hit ho sakti thi. Agar karee...
3 idiots aur bhi badi hit ho sakti thi. Agar kareena ne ek baar bola hota " Jahaan panaah tussi gret ho! Taufa kubool karo " ;-)
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 128
aaighala bhenchot chutiya tere ma ki chutu ye sms ...
aaighala bhenchot chutiya tere ma ki chutu ye sms kyu padh raha hai ye mere chutiya dost ke liye he lovedeya
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 108
woman:agar 93.5 fm wale condom ka add karna ho to?...
woman:agar 93.5 fm wale condom ka add karna ho to? man :are to raat bhar bajate raho.
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 85
teri maa ki choot mai loda dal kar nachunga saale ...
teri maa ki choot mai loda dal kar nachunga saale kutte ki aulaad...........
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 76
kya huwa jo usne racha li mehandi, hum bhi ab sehr...
kya huwa jo usne racha li mehandi, hum bhi ab sehra sajayenge
wo chali gai to kya hua ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge.
Ditesh-9303350491
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 139
ye ladkiya bhi kya cheez hai kuch kaho to muh fula...
ye ladkiya bhi kya cheez hai kuch kaho to muh fula leti he ,, aur kuch karo to pet fula leti hai.
- Posted by : Anonymous
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- Total character : 97
