Hi Friends, close your nose and open your mouth.
I'm going to give you a powerful medicine ever known to the
world.
It's a dose of laughter medicine. Yes, laughter is the best
medicine and works like charm on everyone.
Here is your today's dose:

Ap Jhan jye whan se kre Fly all Tear
Sb Log Ap ko hi mane apna Dear
Ap ki hr Rah ho Always Clear
OR Khuda dey Aap ko Ek zakas NEW YEAR

an idea can change ur life,but,a girl can change ur ideas so always change ur girlfriend to get new idea."whatan idea sirji........? "

ek bar sardaron ki party main hizade aye
aur bole -"hay-hay hum to 1100 lenge .
peeche se ek sardar bola 2600 lelo usme mp3 aur fm
bhi h
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Doctor to Old Man
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni
Paraingi.. Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki

duniya me 5 muskil kaam
1 hathi ko dhaka lagana
2 machar ki malish krna
3 chiti ko kiss krna
4 ziraf ki gardn dabana
5 or ap logo se sms ki umed krna

Bantane apna risult bataya...
papane sirf itna kaha
.
.
.
Bigg Boss chahte he ki aap gharse bahar nikal jaya..

GIRLS r 70% beautiful,
GIRLS r 75% sweet,
GIRLS r 85% naughty,
GIRLS r 90% cute,
GIRLS r 100% loveable.
totally
70+75+85+90+100=
girls r pakka 420!!
so dont like girls
.
.
@uppu@
a.t.p.

Us K Qadam Jahan Jahan Paray
Hum Ne Wo Jaga He Choom Li.. !
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Or Wo Bewafa Meri Ammi Ko Keh Gae
Anti Ap Ka Beta Mitti Khata Hy () hihihihihihi

Love Is The Happiness Of Today,
And Promise Of Tomorrow,
So This Warm Note Comes To You,
To Say That Live Life With A Heart Full Of Love..........
Jogdand L.S

kam kro kuch esa ki jg me naam ho jae,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!
thoda tum khisko thoda ham Khis k ki jag me naam ho jae,,,------;-<@

Father: 12th Krne k Baad Tum Kya Karoge.?
Boy: BCA
Father: Very Good Per Ye BCA Hota kya he.?
Boy: Baap ke Cash pe Aish!

Jodi kothao mon na lage
Sob kichu adbhut lage
Mon vari vari lage
Kothao eka boste icche kore
Tahole bujhe nio tomar*PAIKHANA* peyeche
***HAGU*** kore eso....cchi gondo


Ali83\\\

Arz kiya h....
.
.
.
wah wah wah.
wah wah
bhosedike pelahe sun to le.
to Arz h 10 rupye me 12 kale
1-1 karke apne gand me de le.....

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

manna bhai to sarkit-ae popat.sarkit-munna trmi ma ka......?sale janta nahi apun gandhi bapu ka fan hai na gali deta hai aur na kisi se sunta hai.phir tune mujhe popat kyon bola?

TAJJUB HAI -
APP JAISE
SAMJDAR LOG
BHI
ROAD KE KINARE
KATORI
LEKAR
KHADHE HOTE HAI
AKHIR KYO
?
?
?
?
?
SIRF
DO
CHAR
GUPCHUP
KE
LIYE
FROM YASHVANT KUMAR

policeman to his child: stupid kitne kam marks aaye hain har subject me.
son : keep this 50 rupees and close this matters

Gabbr ne thakur k hath kyu kate !
Socho socho..
Qki... Thakur gabbar ko sms nahi bhejta tha.
Ab tere kya hoga re kaliye...
Ha ha ha ha ha

one day mj told to rajnikant thai i can spin a boll on my finger for 1hr
rajnt told do you know how the earth is roating
sachin sharma 12 commerce b
aes collage

At 6 am a man was running only in underwere.......
Some one asked him-Bahut garmi hai na?
man- garmi nahi chutiye......
Bajuwale duty se jaldi aa gaya......

Teacher:Bittu ek story sunao with moral;
Bittu:maine usko phonee kiya vo so rahi thi..
phir usne mujse phone kiya me so raha tha..
Moral-Jesi karni vesi Bharni ;)
(Amit Kumar)

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