Funny Messages

Funny Messages

Have you ever think about how you talk with your very close
friends?
Its strange but its true that we talk in very rough
language with our close friends. We say them donkey, monkey
and just anything.
Its where the most fun is, isn't it. Is your brain getting
naughty now?
Ok, here are some naughty and funny messages which will
make your friends go mad at you and at the same time it
will put a big grin in their face ;)
Funny Messages,Funny SMS Messages,Funny Text Message, funny one line message,Hindi Funny SMS messages,Funny English SMS messages

Ladkon ka dil mandir ki tarah hota he pavitra aur...

Ladkon ka dil mandir ki tarah hota he
pavitra aur sachcha.
Isliye to, jab ladke i Love u
Kehte hai to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai...

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  • Total character : 153

BF-Tum Mujhe kitna pyar karti ho GF- Arz Maarti hu...

BF-Tum Mujhe kitna pyar karti ho
GF- Arz Maarti hu ...
Chaha Hai jise chahat sezyada
Samja Hai jise khud se zyada
Bharosa Hai jispe sabse zyada
Tu hi Hai woh"HARAMZADA"

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 193

Lettr to principal . Salaam saale!, yeh bata kaun ...

Lettr to principal
.
Salaam saale!, yeh bata
kaun haramkhor papr set
karta h.
... ... ... Kamino,stdnts ki jaan
nikal jati h.
Upar se kutte paper
checkng to aise karta h jaise
apni maa ki maut ka badla
le rha ho...
Aisa sylbus banayah jaise
tumhare yahan toh
haramkhor sab topper hi
janme h.
tera baap b is papr mei pass
nai hoga.tu khud is papr
mein 10 bar fail hoga.
tu kabhi bahar mil
sale..bataunga tujhe...
Urs faithfully,
(pagal hu jo apna naam
likhunga) 7737730145

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 581

Bahut Sweet h Wo jise hum chahte h. Har pal Kh...

Bahut Sweet h Wo jise hum chahte h.
Har pal Khuda se usi ko mangte h.
Dil tarsta h use Pane ko.
Kya Aapka dil nhi karta.....
"DAIRY-MILK" Khane ko?

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 168

Boy - pagilina hridayam to preminchamantava , hrid...

Boy - pagilina hridayam to preminchamantava , hridayam pagilela preminchmantava .
Girl -tegina chepputo kottamantava , cheppu tegela kottamantava ?
(lokesh-srinu)

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 172

Son - nanna na cello charging ledu nee cell evvu ....

Son - nanna na cello charging ledu nee cell evvu .
Father - ok na cello fullga charging undi bluetooth on cheyi pampistanu. . .
Son - what a !dea nanna. .

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 164

hntilal-:Samze Samze Kar Samze ko Samzo.? Samze ...

hntilal-:Samze Samze Kar Samze ko
Samzo.? Samze Samze Kar Samze ko jo Na Samze
..? Wo Meri Samze Main Na Samze Hai .

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 128

Child- papa heart-er kota pa? papa- heart kono pa ...

Child- papa heart-er kota pa? papa- heart kono pa hoy na. child- tumi j kal rate bolle? papa- ki bollam? child- bolle j SWEET HEART EKTU PA DUTO FAK KARO NA.

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 157

7 looks 1 smile 7 smiles 1 meet 7 meets 1 proposel...

7 looks 1 smile 7 smiles 1 meet 7 meets 1 proposel 7 proposel 1 marriage 7777 problems. So boyes look only books not side looks...

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 131

sama parwane se kahti hai..sama parwane se kahti h...

sama parwane se kahti hai..sama parwane se kahti hai.. dur hat aye parwane.. teri naak bahti hai.prashant p

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 107

enduko mansu sariga ledani doctor daggariki velte ...

enduko mansu sariga ledani doctor daggariki velte parvaledu brein leni vallaki sms cey saripothundi annadu naku matram evarunnar nuvvu thappa.
meena+++jaya sudha

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 166

Pata hai Government ne 25 paise kyu band kar diya ...

Pata hai Government ne 25 paise kyu band kar diya tha.....
any Guess??????
No......
kyuki vo 1 "Anna" ko sambhal nahi pa rahi hai,
4 Anna ko kya khak sambalegi........... :-)

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 194

Good Night ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Sweet Dreams !...

Good
Night
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
Sweet
Dreams
!
!
!
!
!
Take Care
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
Baba,Abar niche ki dekhcho?
Bichana,?
balish,?
moshari,?
chador,?
tao ki sms kore pathabo naki?
ghumao. ok..

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 351

sorry 4 disturb u,bt matter is very urgent,raavan ...

sorry 4 disturb u,bt matter is very urgent,raavan has kidnap sita,so we need 100 monkey both male female urjently ok, so sms padte he niklo.

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 140

Rohan:Aaj TV pae 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai ...

Rohan:Aaj TV pae 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai
Mohan:Acha main to nahi dekh pawunga.

Rohan:kyu.
Mohan:Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai.

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 156

ek raand ki ladki ne apni maa se puchha ma yhe ish...

ek raand ki ladki ne apni maa se puchha ma yhe ishk mohbbat pyaar byaar kya hai to ushki ma ne kaha beti tum ish chakkar me mat padna yeh sub fukat me chuda ne k tarike hai.

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 173

Ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch.wah wah..Imagine mat ...

Ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch.wah wah..Imagine mat karo aage padho..
Haan to.. Ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch ..Asli Masaale sach sach MDH MDH..

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 146

Na BOTTEL me, Na JAAR me, Na HOTEL me, Na BA...

Na BOTTEL me,
Na JAAR me,
Na HOTEL me,
Na BAR me,
Na BIKE pe,
Na CAR me,
ab to din guzarte hai
NUPURG K SMS k INTEZAR me.
Type kare-
JOIN NUPURG
msg send to 9219592195

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 235

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- C-Come, O-On...


Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, ...E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally.... Thats why boys go to college.Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, ...E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally.... Thats why boys go to college. ...... dd

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 272

1 YAHODI Ne HAZRAT ALI Se Kaha K Tumhara ALLAH Na...

1 YAHODI Ne HAZRAT ALI Se Kaha
K Tumhara ALLAH Nazar Q Nahi Ata
To HAZRAT ALI Ne Kaha:
K Tum SORAJ Ko Dekho
Tu Usne Kaha K:
Main Is Ko Nahi Dekh Sakta
To HAZRAT ALI Ne Kaha K:
Tum SORAJ Ko To Dekh Nahi Skty
To SORAJ Banany Waly Ko Kese Dekh Sakty
Ho
“SUBHAN ALLAH”

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 324

wife:Evandi e week daily cinema ki veldham,next we...

wife:Evandi e week daily cinema ki veldham,next week shopping ki veldham.....
Husband: 3rd week motham temples ki veldham.....
Wife:Endhuku?
Husband:Adukkovadaniki..........Jagartha......
Nani......
09884642968

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 235
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