Santa n Banta Jokes

Santa n Banta JokesMessages

SANTA DR K PAAS BLOOD TEST K LIYE GAYA OR SANTA RO...

SANTA DR K PAAS BLOOD TEST K LIYE GAYA OR SANTA RONE LAGA
BANTA: TUM RO KYO RAHE HO
SANTA: DR BLOOD TEST K LIYE UNGLI KAAT K LE GAYA
BANTA: BANTA BHI TEJI SE RONE LAGA
SANTA: TUM KYO RO RAHE HO
BANTA: KYOKI MAI UREEN TEST K LIYE AAYA HOON

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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi...

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola:
“Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha
ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”

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This is crystal clear. Thanks for tiakng the time!...

This is crystal clear. Thanks for tiakng the time!

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ද රකථන ස ව දයට අද ළ ද ප ර ශ වය ම අවසර ඇත ව ද රකථන ...

ද රකථන ස ව දයට අද ළ ද ප ර ශ වය ම අවසර ඇත ව ද රකථන ස ව දය බ ග න ම පළ කළ . බ ල ග සටහන අග බලන න. එතන download link එකය paorwssd එකය ද ල ඇත . හ බ ය පර ස සම න ... ස ස කරණය න කළ ම ව ව ...

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BestBest day aaj,Best gift zindagi,Best eahsaas kh...

BestBest day aaj,Best gift zindagi,Best eahsaas khushi,Best feeling pyar,Best relationship dosti,Best person hum,Best friends hum tum.
Raate gumnaam hoti hain,
Din kisi ke naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuchh is tarah jeete hain,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai¡­!

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santa- yeh chako ubal kyon rahe ho banta - atmaha...

santa- yeh chako ubal kyon rahe ho
banta - atmahatya karne ke liye.
Santa- to phir ubalne ki kya jarurat ha.
Banta- kahi infaction na ho jaye

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Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, v...

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi
gufran

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Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper k...

Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki ha

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santha puts pencil into the horliks why? because...

santha puts pencil into the horliks why?
because to make the pencil TOLLER, STRONGER, SHARPER he is so inteligence
from sandeep 9542879479

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Snta 2 Banta:Yaar mujhe Tenis ki bahut knowledge h...

Snta 2 Banta:Yaar mujhe Tenis ki bahut knowledge hai
Chahe kuch bhi pooch le
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Bnta:Acha to ye bataa Tenis Net me kitne chhed hote he.

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A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. C...

A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

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santa rat me sote samay mere sath sap soya tha ...

santa rat me sote samay mere sath sap soya tha
banta tune usko kese sulaya tha
santa are subhah pata chalas ke rasi thi

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Santa:Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr...

Santa:Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat maraBatna:Social WorkSanta:Han me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya-

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Santa: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.SantaSantagSanta123San...

Santa: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.SantaSantagSanta123SantaabcKoe b nhe mil rha.Major Rohail: Tum "AKALMAND SANTA" try kro 100% mil jye ga.-

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mene pu6ha chnd se ki dekha he kabhi, tune chand ...

mene pu6ha chnd se ki dekha he kabhi,
tune chand sa hasin,
chand ne kaha madar chod
upar se kya ghanta dekhega.

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ravan : cigrate he kya? hanuman : nahi he... ram...

ravan : cigrate he kya?
hanuman : nahi he...
ram : 1 packet hai na?
hanuman : prabhu aap chup rahiye sale k dus sir he pura packet khatm kar dega................

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Banta went to a bank to open a SBI Account After ...

Banta went to a bank to open a SBI Account
After seeing Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up,
U KNOW WHY?
Form Says FILL UP IN CAPITAL

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1. Kya Tumhari Tv Chal Rhi Hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ...

1. Kya Tumhari Tv Chal Rhi Hai?
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Pakad Lo,
Nhi To Bhag Jayegi

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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay...

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

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1. Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one cu...

1. Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Total character : 151

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chan...

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
Dhaval Patel (yamuna85@ymail.com)

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