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Gaiya bhej raha hu
Roz 10 kg Doodh deti Hay
Doodh bech K balance daal lena
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Manzil meri yahi thi,
bus zindagi gujar gayi teri...
Manzil meri yahi thi,
bus zindagi gujar gayi teri ate ate,
kya mila muze dunia se
apanonehi jala diya jate jate..
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- Total character : 128
apke hath me mobile hai, chehre pe khub c smile ha...
apke hath me mobile hai, chehre pe khub c smile hai...SMS ki achhi khasi file hai, phir bhi SMS nahi karte yaar ,yeh kaun sa stupid style hai............
(RAJESH MALLIK)
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- Total character : 174
ek admi apni susral jakar apni wife se kahta h a...
ek admi apni susral jakar apni wife se kahta h ai darling chalo aj mood banaye biwi;- nahi ye mere papa ka ghar hai husband;- to kya mere baap ka Ghar kya red light area mhai jo to roz taiyar ho jati hai manoj khari
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- Total character : 221
Dosti me jina Dosti me marna, koi dusra dost mil j...
Dosti me jina Dosti me marna, koi dusra dost mil jaye to hame na bhulna,Dost ek afsana he bhul gaye to sapna he,yad kiya to apna he
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- Total character : 131
"Achha Dost 1Phool Ki Tarah Hota H,
Jise Hum Ch...
"Achha Dost 1Phool Ki Tarah Hota H,
Jise Hum Chhod B Ni Sakte or Tod B Ni Skte,
Tod Diya To Murjha Jayega
or Agar Chhod Diya To Koi or le jyega.bittu
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- Total character : 164
mene tumse pyar kiya abla samajh kar tere baap ne ...
mene tumse pyar kiya abla samajh kar tere baap ne pita mujhe tabala samajhkar
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- Total character : 77
dil sa dil jude nahi hote u hhi kisipar fidanahi h...
dil sa dil jude nahi hote u hhi kisipar fidanahi hote pyar se bada to dostika rista hai kyonki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hote ganesh bhalekar pune(junnar)
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- Total character : 151
wo jaha jaha kadam rakhe wo kadam hum ne chumli pa...
wo jaha jaha kadam rakhe wo kadam hum ne chumli par wo bewafa ghar aake kahti hai kya......kaku tumcha mulga mati khaylay
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- Total character : 121
Ek din ek insan ne Bhagwan se kaha ki tere pyar ka...
Ek din ek insan ne Bhagwan se kaha ki tere pyar karne me aur mere pyar karne me kya fark hai? Bhagwan: Akash me udte panchi mera pyar hai aur pinzare me kaid panchi tera pyar hai.
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- Total character : 179
Hum Hum Hai , Aap Aap Hai
Na Aap Kam Hai , Na Hum...
Hum Hum Hai , Aap Aap Hai
Na Aap Kam Hai , Na Hum Kam Hai
To Kis Baat Ka Gum Hai , SMS Bejte Rahiye
Tabhi Lagega Ki SMS Padnewala DABBAANG,Aur
Bejnewala Bajirao Sigham Hai
From - Dhiraj Kumar
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- Total character : 242
Hum pagal unke piche ,wo pagaal kisi aur ke pich...
Hum pagal unke piche ,wo pagaal kisi aur ke piche... Koi aur pagal Apke piche ,aap pagal kisi aur ke piche. Ha.Ha.HA Sare pagal aage piche
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- Total character : 144
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone dengeTeri DOST...
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone dengeTeri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone dengeMeri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikleTeri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge.
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- Total character : 173
Fullo Ki Kahani Likhi Baharone.
Asman Ki Kahani L...
Fullo Ki Kahani Likhi Baharone.
Asman Ki Kahani Likhi Sitarone.@RAJPUT Kisi Kahani
Ke Gulam Nahi Kyou ki
Unki Kahani Likhi Talvaro Ne
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- Total character : 148
Badal ki trah awara h hm
ap bhula na skoge wo nza...
Badal ki trah awara h hm
ap bhula na skoge wo nzara h hum
Jo Tut k fanah ho jaega apki 1 khwaish k lye
Asma ka wo andekha sitara h hm...
i love u
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- Total character : 165
teri khusi teri zindagi ki dua mangu,
tere liye a...
teri khusi teri zindagi ki dua mangu,
tere liye aur kya mangu,
tu mere hisse ki sari khushiya leja,
mai iske badle me teri wafa mangu.
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- Total character : 149
wife:suniye g aap ka dost galat larki se shaadi ka...
wife:suniye g aap ka dost galat larki se shaadi kar raha hai
aapusse rokte kyon nahi?
husband:main kyon rokon?us ne mujhe roka tha
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- Total character : 140
What r u doing ?
it is nothing......
What r u doing ?
it is nothing...
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- Total character : 38
Roj 1 apple:-No Doctor,
1 Tulsi patta: No Cancer
...
Roj 1 apple:-No Doctor,
1 Tulsi patta: No Cancer
1 Lemon: No Fat
1 cup milk: No bone problem
3 ltr watr: Clear skin
Roj my SMS"MOOD FRESH" KPS
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- Total character : 167
gul gya guleshan gaya ab gulekam ki bari he,
hamn...
gul gya guleshan gaya ab gulekam ki bari he,
hamne to sms kar diya ab apki bari he.
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- Total character : 88
Tujhyavarche prem vyakta karne,
Roj mala jamat ...
Tujhyavarche prem vyakta karne,
Roj mala jamat nahi,
Pan majhe mann kharokharach,
Tujhyashivay ramat nahi..................
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