Animal sms Jokes

Animal sms JokesMessages

ant participant in bicycle race at that time ele...

ant participant in bicycle race
at that time elephant cross the road
ant brake the cycle imitatively and say are motu marna he kya

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  • Total character : 142

Chali Rahyo 6u Tamara ishare ishareJivi Rahyo 6u T...

Chali Rahyo 6u Tamara ishare ishareJivi Rahyo 6u Tamara Sahare Sahare6odi Na Dejo Hath Maro HuMDuMNahitar To Hu Dubto Rahis Kinare Kinare.

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 139

Ek din ek hathi ne ek chuhe ka ghar toda, dusre di...

Ek din ek hathi ne ek chuhe ka ghar toda, dusre din jab hathi aaya to ek chuha uski peet par chad kar bola tod du sare ki reed ki haddi, to dusra bola"chhod de varna kahega dono ne meel ker mara"

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  • Total character : 196

1 Hathi Gaddhe me gira to kaisa niklega? . . So...

1 Hathi Gaddhe me gira to kaisa niklega?
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Socho
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Mila jawab
Are yar Gila ho k niklega aur kya.

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  • Total character : 205

Q Chinti na elephant ka kan ma kya kaha ki elephan...

Q Chinti na elephant ka kan ma kya kaha ki elephant Behoas ho gya.
A.usna kaha ki ma tumhara beta ki maa banana wali hu ???

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  • Total character : 128

sakshi vijay parbat nutan vidyalaya high-school ...

sakshi vijay parbat
nutan vidyalaya high-school
kurduwadi
std-9
div-a

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 91

3 CHIPKALYAN Deewar Par Ja Rahi Thi, Ek Ne GANA Su...

3 CHIPKALYAN Deewar Par Ja Rahi Thi, Ek Ne GANA Sunaya, Baqi Do GIR GAEEN! Socho Q? Aur Socho Ans: Q K Baqi Do Ne.... TALYAAN Bajain

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 132

get free msgs on your mobile, just type "RIA_4U" ...

get free msgs on your mobile, just type "RIA_4U" and send to 9219592195
then you will get funnysms,jokes,pj's,job alerts an all ur needs.

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 143

BHIKHRE RISTO KO KOI ROOP DEDO, KHILTE FOOLO KO TH...

BHIKHRE RISTO KO KOI ROOP DEDO, KHILTE FOOLO KO THODI DHUP DEDO, AAP KI YAAD AYI HE TO MSG KIYA HAMNE, AAP BHI HAMARI YAAD ANEKA KOI SHABOOT DEDO,

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 146

hi lkjskjsjkljsjms;ks;lkl;sk;lsk;lks;lk;dkjslskxla...

hi lkjskjsjkljsjms;ks;lkl;sk;lsk;lks;lk;dkjslskxlalaakjamd;lka
ljdm skjkd

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 76

chuhe ne sarni se shadi ke liye prpose kiya.serni ...

chuhe ne sarni se shadi ke liye prpose kiya.serni tujhe dhar nahi lagta chua "tujme rab dikhta h hy me kya karu".

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 113

diffrence between monkey & donkey? monkey save ...

diffrence between monkey & donkey?
monkey save all my sms &
donkey delete all my sms,
shaan love
now choice is yours....

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 140

putty nay laura say kaha . 2m kitnay achhay ho. la...

putty nay laura say kaha . 2m kitnay achhay ho. laura tera hole to baray ho ............

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 88

hathi aur chinti mandir pe mile, hathi ne kaha mu...

hathi aur chinti mandir pe mile,
hathi ne kaha muje malum tha tum andar hi hogi
boli kaise,
hathi: tumhare jute bahar pade the.
lovsing india

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 161

under coconut tree, Ek hathi chinti se gannd marva...

under coconut tree, Ek hathi chinti se gannd marva raha tha,
coconut gira hathi ke sar pe...hathi jor se chillaya
chinti bola: apun to aise he chodega, chillao mat jaan

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 178

Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum, Zindagi ki ek zarur...

Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,
Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum
khokhar paresh

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 200

Bandriya ne apni mom se puchha meri saadi kab hogi...

Bandriya ne apni mom se puchha meri saadi kab hogi. to mom ne kaha k Abhi ek bandar sms padh jaha hai. Agar wo muskraya to apni saadi pakki samajh.

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 147

Banta to Santa:"Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban na Pasan...

Banta to Santa:"Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban na Pasand Karoge ?
Santa : "A Cockroach"
Banta: Why?
Santa: Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Ha

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 161

Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana, Thand...

Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana,
Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausm Hua Suhana,
BANDAR Bhi Msg Padh Rahe Hai Kya EDUCATED Hua Zaman

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 148

HUM AAP KO DEKHNA CHAHTE HAI AAP SE MILNA CHAHTE ...

HUM AAP KO DEKHNA CHAHTE HAI
AAP SE MILNA CHAHTE HAI
PAR YE LOG BAHUT ZALIM HAI
MUJHE AAP SE MILNE NAHI DETE
KEHTAY HAI "ZOO BANDH HAI, KAL ANA"

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 164

A man asks a fat man in a train: Is dis cabin 4 el...

A man asks a fat man in a train: Is dis cabin 4 elephants only!!!!
Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkies like u can also sit here

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 142
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