ant participant in bicycle race
at that time elephant cross the road
ant brake the cycle imitatively and say are motu marna he kya

Chali Rahyo 6u Tamara ishare ishareJivi Rahyo 6u Tamara Sahare Sahare6odi Na Dejo Hath Maro HuMDuMNahitar To Hu Dubto Rahis Kinare Kinare.

Ek din ek hathi ne ek chuhe ka ghar toda, dusre din jab hathi aaya to ek chuha uski peet par chad kar bola tod du sare ki reed ki haddi, to dusra bola"chhod de varna kahega dono ne meel ker mara"

1 Hathi Gaddhe me gira to kaisa niklega?
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Mila jawab
Are yar Gila ho k niklega aur kya.

Q Chinti na elephant ka kan ma kya kaha ki elephant Behoas ho gya.
A.usna kaha ki ma tumhara beta ki maa banana wali hu ???

sakshi vijay parbat
nutan vidyalaya high-school
kurduwadi
std-9
div-a

3 CHIPKALYAN Deewar Par Ja Rahi Thi, Ek Ne GANA Sunaya, Baqi Do GIR GAEEN! Socho Q? Aur Socho Ans: Q K Baqi Do Ne.... TALYAAN Bajain

get free msgs on your mobile, just type "RIA_4U" and send to 9219592195
then you will get funnysms,jokes,pj's,job alerts an all ur needs.

BHIKHRE RISTO KO KOI ROOP DEDO, KHILTE FOOLO KO THODI DHUP DEDO, AAP KI YAAD AYI HE TO MSG KIYA HAMNE, AAP BHI HAMARI YAAD ANEKA KOI SHABOOT DEDO,

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chuhe ne sarni se shadi ke liye prpose kiya.serni tujhe dhar nahi lagta chua "tujme rab dikhta h hy me kya karu".

diffrence between monkey & donkey?
monkey save all my sms &
donkey delete all my sms,
shaan love
now choice is yours....

putty nay laura say kaha . 2m kitnay achhay ho. laura tera hole to baray ho ............

hathi aur chinti mandir pe mile,
hathi ne kaha muje malum tha tum andar hi hogi
boli kaise,
hathi: tumhare jute bahar pade the.
lovsing india

under coconut tree, Ek hathi chinti se gannd marva raha tha,
coconut gira hathi ke sar pe...hathi jor se chillaya
chinti bola: apun to aise he chodega, chillao mat jaan

Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,
Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum
khokhar paresh

Bandriya ne apni mom se puchha meri saadi kab hogi. to mom ne kaha k Abhi ek bandar sms padh jaha hai. Agar wo muskraya to apni saadi pakki samajh.

Banta to Santa:"Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban na Pasand Karoge ?
Santa : "A Cockroach"
Banta: Why?
Santa: Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Ha

Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana,
Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausm Hua Suhana,
BANDAR Bhi Msg Padh Rahe Hai Kya EDUCATED Hua Zaman

HUM AAP KO DEKHNA CHAHTE HAI
AAP SE MILNA CHAHTE HAI
PAR YE LOG BAHUT ZALIM HAI
MUJHE AAP SE MILNE NAHI DETE
KEHTAY HAI "ZOO BANDH HAI, KAL ANA"

A man asks a fat man in a train: Is dis cabin 4 elephants only!!!!
Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkies like u can also sit here

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