badha padaku vijay neek manchi girl frnd doruku tu...
badha padaku vijay neek manchi girl frnd doruku tundi k...u have a grate happy ness in ur life 9963256587e number ki call chey nenu nek help chestha k...by
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MAIN LAGANA CHAHTA HU,
TUMHARE BALLO KE BECH MEIN...
MAIN LAGANA CHAHTA HU,
TUMHARE BALLO KE BECH MEIN,
PHOOL EK GULAB KA.............!
LAGATA HU TO CHUT JATA H,
HATHON SE PHOOL GULAB KA !!
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MANGTA HU TO TUM DETI NHI......
............ JWAB...
MANGTA HU TO TUM DETI NHI......
............ JWAB MERI BAT KA !
DETI HO TO KHDA HO JATA H......
............ ROM-ROM JAJBAT KA !!
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Door Se Dekha To Laga, Ek Sher Bytha hai...
D...
Door Se Dekha To Laga, Ek Sher Bytha hai...
Door Se Dekha To Laga, Ek Sher Bytha hai...
Waah Waah...
Door Se Dekha To Laga, Ek Sher Bytha Hai...
Waah Waah Waah...
Door Se Dekha To Laga, Ek Sher Bytha Hai...
Darke Pass Hi Nahi Gaya!
Waah Kya Sher Hai...
---Irshad...
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Bapu ne kaha Izzat karni ho to biwi ko kro,khayal ...
Bapu ne kaha Izzat karni ho to biwi ko kro,khayal rakhna ho to biwi ka rakho,pyar krna ho to biwi s kro,magar biwi kis ki ye yo bapu ne bataya he nahi..
NAUGHTY BAPU......GOURAV KHARE
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Hame jamana roke jamane ye dam nahi hamse jamana h...
Hame jamana roke jamane ye dam nahi hamse jamana hai jamane se ham nai suryansh sharma:-q7879518887
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Tamanao me bhi aapko yaad karege,aapki har baat ...
Tamanao me bhi aapko yaad karege,aapki har baat par aitbaar karege,aapko phone karne ko to nahi kahenge,par aapke phone ka intjaar karege. ajy25Tamanao me bhi aapko yaad karege,aapki har baat par aitbaar karege,aapko phone karne ko to nahi kahenge,par aapke phone ka intjaar karege. ajy25 ...... dd
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oka ammaiki oka abbai pelli choopulaki velladu amm...
oka ammaiki oka abbai pelli choopulaki velladu ammai abbaiki coffee ichindi abbai ammaini nee perenti ani adigadu aa ammai sasar lo coffee cup borlinchi ide na peru ani chepindi ipudu aa ammai perenti must reply me
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Dr:- ye mar chuka hai ( thabhi mariz bol pada) mai...
Dr:- ye mar chuka hai ( thabhi mariz bol pada) main zinda hu mareez ki biwi boli tum chup raho ji hamesha apni chalate ho dr. kya juth bolraha he
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Let All My Happiness Be Yours
All Your Sadness Be...
Let All My Happiness Be Yours
All Your Sadness Be Mine,
Let All My Smile Be Yours
All Your Tears Be Mine,
Let The Whole World Be Yours,
...Only You Be Mine.
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woh aaye aur chalegaye.
woh aaye aur chalega...
woh aaye aur chalegaye.
woh aaye aur chalegaye.
kise pata tha kyun aaye aur kyun chalegaye.
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bacha-school nai jaunga mom- kyu ,Bcha job kar lun...
bacha-school nai jaunga mom- kyu ,Bcha job kar lunga ...mom nalayak beshram ....ukg pad k kya job karga Bcha -lkg ki lakiyo ko tution padhauga...NIKESH
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Dukh dil vich luko ke hanju
naina vich pro k tere...
Dukh dil vich luko ke hanju
naina vich pro k tere aan di udeek asi layi baithe
ha kar tu Yaqen.sanu bhul jaan
waleya asi tere piche duniya
bhulai baithe ha.
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N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M ...
N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)
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Profesor: Wat is attention deficit hyperactive dis...
Profesor: Wat is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Studnt: jimbalakadi bambalu
Profesor: Wat? Sorry, I didnt understand u?
Student: Same here sir! ;-)
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Vedu kondalavada govinda govinda. Naaku Feb 14 kal...
Vedu kondalavada govinda govinda. Naaku Feb 14 kalla oka manchi ammayi dhorikithe e sms chadhivevadiki gundu kottisha. (Vjay)
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sardarni in bus :suno ji piche wala mere bra me ha...
sardarni in bus :suno ji piche wala mere bra me hath daal raha hai
sardar haske:dalne de tu chinta mat kar tera parsh mere paas hai
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• Customer: Waiter, is this food pure?
Waiter:...
• Customer: Waiter, is this food pure?
Waiter: As pure as the girl of your dreams, sir!
Customer: Oh, then I will not have it. Thanks!
• Customer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate.
Waiter: Don`t worry sir. I will cut it in two.
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Munnabhai:Ye gandhi Bapu har note par haste kyu re...
Munnabhai:Ye gandhi Bapu har note par haste kyu rehte hai?
Cicuit:Simple hai bhai…
Royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega!!
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“ Every thg is incomplete without 'me'
__mory
...
“ Every thg is incomplete without 'me'
__mory
__lody
co__dy
ti__
ga__
so__thing
__a ning
__eting
even the __ssage
So dont 4get me. â€
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Aasman me dekha crow, Achanak gira snow aur badal ...
Aasman me dekha crow, Achanak gira snow aur badal pade ro, Cow gai gaun, Mene pucha How? To Bili ne kiya meow aur maine bola wow!!
hai na meri poem ekdum pakau.
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