ek bai sadi ghenyasathi dukanat.
bai:- aho ya sadila bhoke tar nahi na .
dukandar:- aho bai tumhi bhoke tar dakhava
sadi fukat dein.

Ek chota mulga riksha walya kakanna
mulga:kaka khali aahe ka.
Kaka:aahe na.
Mulga:mala pan aahe dya tali

Gabbar paida hte hi, ma ne kan ke niche lagai, bap kyo mar rahi ho, ma kamakhat paida hote hi puch raha hai kitane ADMI the...!

hi how are you? sms sars e6e ne ......... jiju ne forwed kar tyre naketi ke me moklel 6e ok...........

Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!

ka swpan ho. Jab ...
Har waqt meri aankho me dharti ka swpan ho.
Jab kbhi mru to tirnga mera kfan ho.
Or koi khwahis nhi zindgi me. Jab kbhi jnmu to BHARAT mera vatan ho.

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10
- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k
“10
- me chachi ki chaat loâ€

MALLIKA se ghode ki sawari karne k baad ghodewala:Ghoda bahut khus hai...Malika:Meri taango ke beech jo be aata hai khush ho jata hai

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->

Baba Ramdeo Ji se pucha,
ki me nahate samay kya lagaun,
ki mera Yauvan surakshit rahe ?
Baba ne Kaha ...
DARWAJA ...

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Dada kondhke Sabji mandi me jate hai aur kehte hai:- Are piche se meri kisi ne pocket maar li,
Sabji vali-: main yanha dus saal se sabji bech rahi hun MERI KISINE NAHI MARI.
DADA: Tumhari Abhi Tak Kisine Nahi Maari, Kamal hai!!

Hair Oil ke advertise me Hair dikhate h
Toothpest me tooth
but wishper ke add me kuch nahi
Jaago grahak jaago

Womam or Man me kya farq hota hai
.
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socho
.
.Woman k aage WO hota h,Man k nahi
.Dirty mind spelling dekh niche nahi
maheshsokal@gmail.com

wo kaunsi cheez hai jo usi me se nikalti hai
or usi ko ragadte huye mar jana chahti hai
ulta mat soch yar......this is machis ki tili
Mahesh sokal

Lady : time kya huva hai?
Sardar : "Bra panties"
Lady : madharchood, maine time puchha hai?
Sardar : teri maa ki chut time hi to bataya hai
"Bara Painties" (12:35)

Most of the problems in life comes
because of two reasons .
First, we act without thinking
second,We keep thinking without acting.

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b
w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
naveen9849101126

Who kya hote hai jo Cow ke pass 4 aur aurat ke pass 2 hai bole to pair (legs) hote hein mu
nna? moral-kabhi dirty mat socho

Hamse khelti rahi duniya taash ke patto ki tarah.......
Jisne jeeta usne v phenka aur jisne haara usne v phenka

Woh Konsi Jagha Hai
Jaha Mard Aur Aurat Ke Baal CURLY
Hote Hai
KYA!
Kitna Ganda Sochte Ho………
I Am Talking About AFRICA
Sudhar Jao

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