Double Meaning Messages

Double Meaning MessagesMessages

ek bai sadi ghenyasathi dukanat. bai:- aho ya sad...

ek bai sadi ghenyasathi dukanat.
bai:- aho ya sadila bhoke tar nahi na .
dukandar:- aho bai tumhi bhoke tar dakhava
sadi fukat dein.

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Ek chota mulga riksha walya kakanna mulga:kaka kh...

Ek chota mulga riksha walya kakanna
mulga:kaka khali aahe ka.
Kaka:aahe na.
Mulga:mala pan aahe dya tali

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  • Total character : 125

Gabbar paida hte hi, ma ne kan ke niche lagai, bap...

Gabbar paida hte hi, ma ne kan ke niche lagai, bap kyo mar rahi ho, ma kamakhat paida hote hi puch raha hai kitane ADMI the...!

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  • Total character : 133

hi how are you? sms sars e6e ne ......... jiju ne ...

hi how are you? sms sars e6e ne ......... jiju ne forwed kar tyre naketi ke me moklel 6e ok...........

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  • Total character : 102

Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai For...

Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!

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  • Total character : 223

ka swpan ho. Jab ... Har waqt meri aankho me dhar...

ka swpan ho. Jab ...
Har waqt meri aankho me dharti ka swpan ho.
Jab kbhi mru to tirnga mera kfan ho.
Or koi khwahis nhi zindgi me. Jab kbhi jnmu to BHARAT mera vatan ho.

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  • Total character : 185

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!! Bhatija: T...

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10
- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k
“10
- me chachi ki chaat loâ€

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  • Total character : 201

MALLIKA se ghode ki sawari karne k baad ghodewala:...

MALLIKA se ghode ki sawari karne k baad ghodewala:Ghoda bahut khus hai...Malika:Meri taango ke beech jo be aata hai khush ho jata hai

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  • Total character : 139

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota...

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->

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  • Total character : 239

Baba Ramdeo Ji se pucha, ki me nahate samay kya l...

Baba Ramdeo Ji se pucha,
ki me nahate samay kya lagaun,
ki mera Yauvan surakshit rahe ?
Baba ne Kaha ...
DARWAJA ...

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  • Total character : 142

I loved as much as you will receive caerrid out ri...

I loved as much as you will receive caerrid out right here. The sketch is tasteful, your authored subject matter stylish. nonetheless, you command get bought an edginess over that you wish be delivering the following. unwell unquestionably come further formerly again since exactly the same nearly a lot often inside case you shield this increase.

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  • Total character : 347

Dada kondhke Sabji mandi me jate hai aur kehte hai...

Dada kondhke Sabji mandi me jate hai aur kehte hai:- Are piche se meri kisi ne pocket maar li,
Sabji vali-: main yanha dus saal se sabji bech rahi hun MERI KISINE NAHI MARI.
DADA: Tumhari Abhi Tak Kisine Nahi Maari, Kamal hai!!

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  • Total character : 243

Hair Oil ke advertise me Hair dikhate h Toothpes...

Hair Oil ke advertise me Hair dikhate h
Toothpest me tooth
but wishper ke add me kuch nahi
Jaago grahak jaago

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  • Total character : 127

Womam or Man me kya farq hota hai . . socho . ...

Womam or Man me kya farq hota hai
.
.
socho
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.Woman k aage WO hota h,Man k nahi
.Dirty mind spelling dekh niche nahi
maheshsokal@gmail.com

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  • Total character : 174

wo kaunsi cheez hai jo usi me se nikalti hai or u...

wo kaunsi cheez hai jo usi me se nikalti hai
or usi ko ragadte huye mar jana chahti hai
ulta mat soch yar......this is machis ki tili
Mahesh sokal

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  • Total character : 162

Lady : time kya huva hai? Sardar : "Bra panties" ...

Lady : time kya huva hai?
Sardar : "Bra panties"
Lady : madharchood, maine time puchha hai?
Sardar : teri maa ki chut time hi to bataya hai
"Bara Painties" (12:35)

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  • Total character : 186

Most of the problems in life comes because of two...

Most of the problems in life comes
because of two reasons .
First, we act without thinking
second,We keep thinking without acting.

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  • Total character : 145

3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tensi...

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b
w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
naveen9849101126

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  • Total character : 209

Who kya hote hai jo Cow ke pass 4 aur aurat ke pas...

Who kya hote hai jo Cow ke pass 4 aur aurat ke pass 2 hai bole to pair (legs) hote hein mu
nna? moral-kabhi dirty mat socho

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  • Total character : 128

Hamse khelti rahi duniya taash ke patto ki tarah.....

Hamse khelti rahi duniya taash ke patto ki tarah.......
Jisne jeeta usne v phenka aur jisne haara usne v phenka

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  • Total character : 116

Woh Konsi Jagha Hai Jaha Mard Aur Aurat Ke Baal C...

Woh Konsi Jagha Hai
Jaha Mard Aur Aurat Ke Baal CURLY
Hote Hai
KYA!
Kitna Ganda Sochte Ho………
I Am Talking About AFRICA
Sudhar Jao

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  • Total character : 159
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