Double Meaning Messages

Double Meaning Messages

ek bai sadi ghenyasathi dukanat. bai:- aho ya sad...

ek bai sadi ghenyasathi dukanat.
bai:- aho ya sadila bhoke tar nahi na .
dukandar:- aho bai tumhi bhoke tar dakhava
sadi fukat dein.


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Ek chota mulga riksha walya kakanna mulga:kaka kh...

Ek chota mulga riksha walya kakanna
mulga:kaka khali aahe ka.
Kaka:aahe na.
Mulga:mala pan aahe dya tali


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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 125

Gabbar paida hte hi, ma ne kan ke niche lagai, bap...

Gabbar paida hte hi, ma ne kan ke niche lagai, bap kyo mar rahi ho, ma kamakhat paida hote hi puch raha hai kitane ADMI the...!


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  • Total character : 133

Pehly bahon main uthana, . Phir kiss kerna, . ...

Pehly bahon main uthana,
.
Phir kiss kerna,
.
Phir bed per letana,
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Pher tangain uthana,
.
Uf
.
Kitna
.
Mushkil hay,
.
Bachay ko pamper pehnana.


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  • Total character : 221

5 inch ka hai Size normal hai Mazboot hai Ziada...

5 inch ka hai
Size normal hai
Mazboot hai
Ziada
mota bi nahi hai
2 larkian dekh chuki hain
Lena hai
to bolo mera nokia mobile 5130


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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 171

ek kuwari ladki ko baccha ho gaya uska baap: ye k...

ek kuwari ladki ko baccha ho gaya
uska baap: ye kiska hai.
ladki: papa miss call to sabhi marte the.... pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya............


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  • Total character : 157

Technology Has Its Own Limitations.. Google May B...

Technology Has Its Own Limitations..
Google May B The Most Powerful Search Engine..
But!
.
.
.
Mandir Se Gum Hui Chapal,
Google ka baap B Ni Dhund sakta


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  • Total character : 187

hi how are you? sms sars e6e ne ......... jiju ne ...

hi how are you? sms sars e6e ne ......... jiju ne forwed kar tyre naketi ke me moklel 6e ok...........

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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 102

Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai For...

Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!


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  • Total character : 223

ka swpan ho. Jab ... Har waqt meri aankho me dhar...

ka swpan ho. Jab ...
Har waqt meri aankho me dharti ka swpan ho.
Jab kbhi mru to tirnga mera kfan ho.
Or koi khwahis nhi zindgi me. Jab kbhi jnmu to BHARAT mera vatan ho.


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  • Total character : 185

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!! Bhatija: T...

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10
- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k
“10
- me chachi ki chaat loâ€


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  • Total character : 201

MALLIKA se ghode ki sawari karne k baad ghodewala:...

MALLIKA se ghode ki sawari karne k baad ghodewala:Ghoda bahut khus hai...Malika:Meri taango ke beech jo be aata hai khush ho jata hai


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  • Total character : 139

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota...

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->


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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 239

"कोई टोपी तो कोई अपनी पगड़ी बेच देताहै मिले गर ...

"कोई टोपी तो कोई अपनी पगड़ी बेच देताहै
मिले गर भाव अच्छा जज भी कुर्सी बेच देता है
तवाइफ फिर भी अच्छी है के वो सीमित हैकोठे तक
पुलिस वाला तो चौराहे पे वर्दी बेच देता है
जला दी जाती है ससुराल मेँ अक्सर वही बेटी
के जिस बेटी की ख़ातिर बाप किडनी बेच देता है
कोई मासूम लड़की प्यार मेँ कुर्बान है जिस पर
बनाकर वीडियो उसकी वो प्रेमी बेच देता है
ये कलयुग है कोई भी चीज़ नामुमकिन नहीँ इसमेँ
कली,फल,पेड़,पौध े, फूल माली बेच देता है
उसे इंसान क्या हैवान कहने मेँ भी शर्म आए
जो पैसोँ के लिए अपनी ही बेटी बेच देता है
जुए मेँ बिक गया हूँ मैँ तो हैरत क्योँ है लोगोँ को
युधिष्ठर तो जुए अपनी पत्नी बेच देताहै"


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Baba Ramdeo Ji se pucha, ki me nahate samay kya l...

Baba Ramdeo Ji se pucha,
ki me nahate samay kya lagaun,
ki mera Yauvan surakshit rahe ?
Baba ne Kaha ...
DARWAJA ...


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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 142

I loved as much as you will receive caerrid out ri...

I loved as much as you will receive caerrid out right here. The sketch is tasteful, your authored subject matter stylish. nonetheless, you command get bought an edginess over that you wish be delivering the following. unwell unquestionably come further formerly again since exactly the same nearly a lot often inside case you shield this increase.

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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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ek bai sadi ghenyasathi dukanat. bai:- aho ya sad...

ek bai sadi ghenyasathi dukanat.
bai:- aho ya sadila bhoke tar nahi na .
dukandar:- aho bai tumhi bhoke tar dakhava
sadi fukat dein.


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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 148

Dada kondhke Sabji mandi me jate hai aur kehte hai...

Dada kondhke Sabji mandi me jate hai aur kehte hai:- Are piche se meri kisi ne pocket maar li,
Sabji vali-: main yanha dus saal se sabji bech rahi hun MERI KISINE NAHI MARI.
DADA: Tumhari Abhi Tak Kisine Nahi Maari, Kamal hai!!


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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 243

Hair Oil ke advertise me Hair dikhate h Toothpes...

Hair Oil ke advertise me Hair dikhate h
Toothpest me tooth
but wishper ke add me kuch nahi
Jaago grahak jaago


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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 127

Womam or Man me kya farq hota hai . . socho . ...

Womam or Man me kya farq hota hai
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socho
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.Woman k aage WO hota h,Man k nahi
.Dirty mind spelling dekh niche nahi
maheshsokal@gmail.com


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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 174

wo kaunsi cheez hai jo usi me se nikalti hai or u...

wo kaunsi cheez hai jo usi me se nikalti hai
or usi ko ragadte huye mar jana chahti hai
ulta mat soch yar......this is machis ki tili
Mahesh sokal


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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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