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Purvi sangitlyapramane mi swatala kadhi punha punh...

Purvi sangitlyapramane mi swatala kadhi punha punha samjaun sangat nahi!
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..Eka olit joke

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 106

Chorun chorun gappa marnyachi soy fakt bus stop w...

Chorun chorun gappa marnyachi
soy fakt bus stop war whaychi;
karan "ti" 15 minite lawkar
aani bus 20 minite ushira yaychi!

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 143

Mi ji pahili ti mothi aascharyachi gosht hoti; z...

Mi ji pahili
ti mothi aascharyachi gosht hoti;
zuralachya pretyatret
fakt mungyanchi gardi hoti!

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 117

Bhijlelya matichya golyala kumbharane mathaacha a...

Bhijlelya matichya golyala
kumbharane mathaacha aakar dila;
maath banlo tarihi aanandi,
karan dahikalyat tyacha wapar zala..!
. Master card, visa card hi ahet jagat..!
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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 202

Bread chya kontya bajula loni lawawe? . . . - ...

Bread chya kontya bajula loni lawawe?
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- kontyahi bajula lawa ho, hatatun nistun matit padla tar to loni lawlelya bajuwarch padnar..!
. Master card, visa card hi ahet jagat..!
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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 220

Patkan pyaycho pani.. korda ghas ghashat basaycha...

Patkan pyaycho pani..
korda ghas ghashat basaycha;
tarihi dusrya ghaasasathi "aa"..
karan bharawinara hat aaicha asaycha..!
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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 153

Joracha wara aala.. zadanchya dolyat dhul udali; ...

Joracha wara aala..
zadanchya dolyat dhul udali;
aani pane..
dole cholu lagli.!
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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 108

"Tinda dar wajwunhi dar ughadle nahi tar samjawe k...

"Tinda dar wajwunhi dar ughadle nahi tar samjawe ki malkana aapnas bhetawayche nahi ahe, ugach ghanti wajwat basu naye"
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p u n e patya
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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 158

"Udhar magun apman karun gheu naye hi namr suchna....

"Udhar magun apman karun gheu naye hi namr suchna..!"
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puneri pati
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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 90

Rikshawarchi pati~ "ae" nahi, "aho rikshwale" mha...

Rikshawarchi pati~
"ae" nahi, "aho rikshwale" mhana..!!"
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pune shaharatil patya

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 102

ek khari gosht~ Vait mansa barobar changla sauda ...

ek khari gosht~
Vait mansa barobar changla sauda kadhich hot nahi.

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 77

bufe uwach~ Netrutw kara, anuyayi bana.. ..nahit...

bufe uwach~
Netrutw kara, anuyayi bana..
..nahitar nidan rastyatun bajula tari wha..!

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 101

Paishane aanand vikat gheta yet nahi, . . mag a...

Paishane aanand vikat gheta yet nahi,
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mag aanandane tari paisa kuthe vikat gheta yeto?

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 111

Jyana bakkal sampatti varsa hakkane milte, te bahu...

Jyana bakkal sampatti varsa hakkane milte, te bahutek aayushyabharat kahihi bhariw karat nahit.

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 95

Sankatatun baher padnyapeksha sanktat n padnech ad...

Sankatatun baher padnyapeksha sanktat n padnech adhik shreyaskar!

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 65

bafe uwach~ Devavar shraddha thewa... Pan gharab...

bafe uwach~
Devavar shraddha thewa...
Pan gharabaher padtana darala kulup lawa

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 94

-Yaweli zalelya bhukampat saglyat jast nuksan maz ...

-Yaweli zalelya bhukampat saglyat jast nuksan maz zal?
- kas kay?
- mazi bayko wachli na..

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 106

Zatpat shrimant honyachi yojna pratyekakade aste; ...

Zatpat shrimant honyachi yojna pratyekakade aste;
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ti kadhich yashasvi hot nahi, ha bhag wegla!

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 119

Pratyek yashasvi mansamage 1 stri aste... . . A...

Pratyek yashasvi mansamage 1 stri aste...
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Aani pretyek ayashasvi mansamage 2 astat..!
Ha ha. 1 line joke
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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 145

Pruthwiwar janmala aalyacha 1tari fayda ahech.. -...

Pruthwiwar janmala aalyacha 1tari fayda ahech..
- darwarshi suryabhowti fukat chakkar marayla milte..!
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  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 124

Karj milwayche asel tar tumhala karjachi garaj nas...

Karj milwayche asel tar tumhala karjachi garaj nasnyaitke tumhi maaldar aahat he aadhi kagadpatranishi sidh karawe lagte

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 120
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