Marathi SMS

Marathi SMS

Ek truck & popat yanchi dhadak hote,Popat beshudh ...

Ek truck & popat yanchi dhadak hote,Popat beshudh padto.Truck driver popatala ghari pinjryat thevto,{Popat shudhivar alyavar)Aila jail?Driver mela ki kay.? ...........sonu

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  • Total character : 171

Saath chalne k liye saathi chahiye,aansu rokne k l...

Saath chalne k liye saathi chahiye,aansu rokne k liye muskan chahiye,zinda rehne k liye zindagi chahiye,or zindagi jine k liye pyar chahiye

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  • Total character : 139

MARATHI mens= M=Multitalented A=All R=Rounders ...

MARATHI mens=
M=Multitalented
A=All
R=Rounders
A=And
T=Trustworthy
H=Heartwinning
I=Indians
" JAY MAHARASHTRA "

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  • Total character : 154

1 bhoot 2 re bhoot se. Kitni Ajib Baat hai, Aadmi...

1 bhoot 2 re bhoot se.
Kitni Ajib Baat hai, Aadmi marne k bad bhoot ban jata hai,
Par Aurat Chudel ki Chudel hi rehti hai....

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  • Total character : 135

Hirvya hirvya sadivar aaboli gajara, Thi nahi bol...

Hirvya hirvya sadivar aaboli gajara,
Thi nahi bolali tar bolthil tichya najra,
Nahi bolalya thichya najara,
Thr thichya aaicha "fodra".........

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  • Total character : 158

gurur vodka gurur whishy gurur devo cocktail e nam...

gurur vodka gurur whishy gurur devo cocktail e namah! gurur sakshat desi ka paua tasme sri beer e namah!

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  • Total character : 104

class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai. Mai aap k...

class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

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  • Total character : 264

Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna, ye dosti...


Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,
ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,
hum rahe na rahen is jahan me bas hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhna

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  • Total character : 164

ghaslyasivay dhar yet nahi talwarila, marathisiv...

ghaslyasivay dhar yet nahi talwarila,
marathisivay paryay nahi Maharashtrachya matila.

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  • Total character : 92

aai ya navacha ullekh kelyavar far far bare vatl...

aai ya navacha ullekh kelyavar far far bare vatle
thanks

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  • Total character : 65

mi tila phone kela,ti manali kaun mi tila phone k...

mi tila phone kela,ti manali kaun
mi tila phone kela,ti manali kaun
mi hello mhantach tine khali tevla phone.......

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  • Total character : 125

kunachya tari aathavanit he kalij jevha radat. k...

kunachya tari aathavanit
he kalij jevha radat.
khare prem kay asat he
tevhach kalat.
join me_marathi
to
9870807070
vishal

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  • Total character : 162

Kutra ani manjar doghancha khup prem asata. Doghe ...

Kutra ani manjar doghancha khup prem asata. Doghe lagna karaicha tharavtat pan kutryachya gharun virodh hoto..ka ???
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.karan mulila mishya astat..ANIKET

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  • Total character : 220

priye tuzya athawanit mAND ZALYA TARKA BULLA ZAL...

priye tuzya athawanit mAND ZALYA TARKA
BULLA ZALA BARKA ANI GOTYANCHYA ZALYA KHARKA

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  • Total character : 89

Maratha mhanun janmas aalo aani maratha mhanunach ...

Maratha mhanun janmas aalo aani maratha mhanunach marnar,
Sharirache tukde tukde kelat tari hindu dharm nahi sodnar!
- sambhaji raje (aurangjebachya tawdit astana)

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  • Total character : 179

Inspector eka garibachya ghari murder case cha abh...

Inspector eka garibachya ghari murder case cha abhyas kartana, (eka chakukade pahun)- mala dalit kahitari kale distey. Hawaldar mhanto, “aho saheb, ya garibanchya gharat mahag dal kashi asel? Fakt ‘panyamadhe kahitari kale distey.’ Ase mhana.”

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  • Total character : 273

Eka police station chya baheril bhintivar lihilele...

Eka police station chya baheril bhintivar lihilele hote, ‘yethe pan khaun thunku naye’. Sandhi miltach eka watrat mansane tyapuche lihile, “Thunkaychech aslyas kiman aajubajula koni aahe ki nahi yachi tari khatri karun ghyavi”.

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  • Total character : 258

Udya kadachit tuzi wat vegli asel aani mazihi! Pan...

Udya kadachit tuzi wat vegli asel aani mazihi! Pan jiwanachya walananvar pravas kartana ekhadya walanavar tu mala bhetlis tar mala baju deun jau nako; nidan evadhe tari mhan, “tula kuthetari pahilyasarkhe vatte”

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  • Total character : 229

Kahi lokanchi (mitr/maitrininchi) sobat itki chhan...

Kahi lokanchi (mitr
maitrininchi) sobat itki chhan aste ki; tyanchi sobat asel tar vaishakh vanwyatahi shrawan aslyacha bhas hoto; walwantamadhehi hirwal aslyachi janiv hote;.. aani parvata evadhe dukkhahi raipramane bhasu lagte!... aani tuzihi sobat tashich!

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  • Total character : 269

Kunachi tari aathawan… khidkitun achanak yen...

Kunachi tari aathawan… khidkitun achanak yenarya gar havechya lahansha zulkisarkhi yete..; pan manat matr vicharanchya lata nirman karun jate!

  • Posted by : Anonymous
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  • Total character : 148

1 naughty boy- tuzya najar rupi bananni maze hruda...

1 naughty boy- tuzya najar rupi bananni maze hruday ghayal zale aahe.
Girl- jara thamb, maza boyfrnd aalyavar tyachya rapata rupi gadene tuze thobad ghayal hoil !

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  • Total character : 173
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