Hirvya hirvya sadivar aaboli gajara,
Thi nahi bolali tar bolthil tichya najra,
Nahi bolalya thichya najara,
Thr thichya aaicha "fodra".........

gurur vodka gurur whishy gurur devo cocktail e namah! gurur sakshat desi ka paua tasme sri beer e namah!

class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!


Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,
ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,
hum rahe na rahen is jahan me bas hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhna

ghaslyasivay dhar yet nahi talwarila,
marathisivay paryay nahi Maharashtrachya matila.

aai ya navacha ullekh kelyavar far far bare vatle
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mi hello mhantach tine khali tevla phone.......

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Kutra ani manjar doghancha khup prem asata. Doghe lagna karaicha tharavtat pan kutryachya gharun virodh hoto..ka ???
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priye tuzya athawanit mAND ZALYA TARKA
BULLA ZALA BARKA ANI GOTYANCHYA ZALYA KHARKA

Maratha mhanun janmas aalo aani maratha mhanunach marnar,
Sharirache tukde tukde kelat tari hindu dharm nahi sodnar!
- sambhaji raje (aurangjebachya tawdit astana)

Inspector eka garibachya ghari murder case cha abhyas kartana, (eka chakukade pahun)- mala dalit kahitari kale distey. Hawaldar mhanto, “aho saheb, ya garibanchya gharat mahag dal kashi asel? Fakt ‘panyamadhe kahitari kale distey.’ Ase mhana.”

Eka police station chya baheril bhintivar lihilele hote, ‘yethe pan khaun thunku naye’. Sandhi miltach eka watrat mansane tyapuche lihile, “Thunkaychech aslyas kiman aajubajula koni aahe ki nahi yachi tari khatri karun ghyavi”.

Udya kadachit tuzi wat vegli asel aani mazihi! Pan jiwanachya walananvar pravas kartana ekhadya walanavar tu mala bhetlis tar mala baju deun jau nako; nidan evadhe tari mhan, “tula kuthetari pahilyasarkhe vatte”

Kahi lokanchi (mitr
maitrininchi) sobat itki chhan aste ki; tyanchi sobat asel tar vaishakh vanwyatahi shrawan aslyacha bhas hoto; walwantamadhehi hirwal aslyachi janiv hote;.. aani parvata evadhe dukkhahi raipramane bhasu lagte!... aani tuzihi sobat tashich!

Kunachi tari aathawan… khidkitun achanak yenarya gar havechya lahansha zulkisarkhi yete..; pan manat matr vicharanchya lata nirman karun jate!

1 naughty boy- tuzya najar rupi bananni maze hruday ghayal zale aahe.
Girl- jara thamb, maza boyfrnd aalyavar tyachya rapata rupi gadene tuze thobad ghayal hoil !

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Bolnyat sweet aahes,
.. manat mazya fit aahes,
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Panzadisarkhi tu mazya jiwanat aalis,
Aani mazya jiwanatil vasant gheun gelis,
Kuberasarkha shrimant hoto mi..
Ekdum bhikari banaun gelis..!!


RAJ THAKAREY:
Ha maharashtra desh raj thackreyncha,
Pan tyant abu aazami kutrya jaticha,
.. pan jevha ant hoil marathyanchya sahanshakticha,
Kothla baher padel ajun ek afzal khanacha!

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