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• The jogger who overslept found himself running late.<
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• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.<
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• Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.<
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• When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.<
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• The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?<
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• How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.<
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• Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!<
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• Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.<
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• If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?<
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• no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!<
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• Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?<
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• If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?<
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• If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?<
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• What is the velocity of the darkness ?<
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• What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?<
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• How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it<
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• When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?<
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• What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !<
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• when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley<
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• How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?<
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• Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!<
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• Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!<
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• Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?<
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• What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!<
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• When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?<
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• Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.<
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• It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!<
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• Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.<
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• Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.<
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• How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite<
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• When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.<
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• Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.<
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• Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.<
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• What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside<
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• Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.<
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• Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.<
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• The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.<
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• What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.<
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• Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.<
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• why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets<
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• Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When s
  
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