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i may just wanna no much about...

by : olalekan Mobile No : N/A Total character : 183

i may just wanna no much about you and if i have any information you can help me to send it on my mobile phone number.if you can do it for me i will be very happy to hard from you.thx

WIFE: dekho wo ladka muzhe dek...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 157

WIFE: dekho wo ladka muzhe dekh ker hus raha hai.
husband: yaar, wo bat assi hai ki jab maine bhi tumhe first time dekha tha to meri bhi hassi nikal gai thi

dolly:sagar,whats ur small sis...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 84

dolly:sagar,whats ur small sisters name?
sagar:i dont know she has not told me yet.

ak admi apni wife se bola : tu...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 101

ak admi apni wife se bola : tumhare dimaag me to kuda bhara hai
wife: isliye tum ise chatte rahte ho

When John and his wife filed a...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 215

When John and his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked:How will you divide, you have 3 children. John: Ok! We`ll apply NEXT YEAR.

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HAVE U EVER WONDERED IF UR MOM...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 123

HAVE U EVER WONDERED IF UR MOM KISSED YOU GOODNIGHT AFTER GIVING UR DADDY A BLOW JOB?.........UR THINKING ABOUT IT NOW! LOL

ek admi doctor say doctor mu...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 114

ek admi doctor say doctor mujhy bholny ki bimari hai doctor ye bimari aap ko kab say hai admi bola kon si bimari

ek admi doctor say doctor mujh...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 112

ek admi doctor say doctor mujhy bholny ki bimari hai doctor ye bimari aap ko kab say hai admi bola kon si bimari

Two guy are fishing under a br...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 261

Two guy are fishing under a bridge. A funeral passes over the bridge, one of the guy gets up removes his hat and shows respect. The other guy is very impressed and says 'that's very polite of you'.
Says the first guy.. 'Well, we had been married for 25 years'.

Wife A: I hate my Engineer Hus...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 318

Wife A: I hate my Engineer Husband, "Erect & Erect".
Wife B: I hate my Doctor Husband, "Inject & Inject".
Wife C: You both are lucky, mine is Judge, "Tareekh pe Tareekh".
Wife D: Tum mujhse ziyada lucky ho, I hate my Vakeel husband jo pichle ek saal se hartaal pe hai,
Kehta hai Chowdhary aayega to Kaam karengy.

MuM: Have you brought the matc...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 141

MuM: Have you brought the matches home?
Son: Yes!
Mum: Are they working???
Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.

1 larki coke pi rahi thi, k ac...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 165

1 larki coke pi rahi thi, k achanak us main se aik MACHAR nikla aur bola "MAA"
Larki: Main teri maan nahi hon.
Machar: Aisa na bol maan main teri COKE se nikla hon

Musafir ne poocha DAR nahi lag...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 117

Musafir ne poocha DAR nahi lagta?
Aadmi bola is main DARNE ki kya baat hai?
Andar garmi lag rahi thi bahar aa gaya.

Father:"Thanks a lot doctor fo...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 186

Father:"Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
Doctor:"It's God who has saved your life.
after sometime.
Doctor:"My fee??"
Father:"'ll send it to God through money order"!!

Wife looks in d mirror & says ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 162

Wife looks in d mirror & says 2 her husband....
"I look horrible ,fat 7 ugly . plz say someting nice 2 me dear '
husband replies " ur eyesight is perfect.

Teacher: Sach aur Veham main k...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 142

Teacher: Sach aur Veham main kya faraq hai?
Student: Aap jo humain parha rahi hain, wo sach hai,
hum parh rahe hain, ye aapka veham hai.

I believe U were born in...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 176

I believe
U were
born
in this world
,* as a
(',' ) cute
(,s,) little
(")(") baby

now that U r
grown up

)(/(/(
( o..o )Hai Rabba!
( - ) ae ki hoya?

Wo FSc main parti thi Main B...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 225

Wo FSc main parti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
Wo BSc main parti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
Wo MSc main parti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
Wo apnay mehyan say larti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
www.you4best.com

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta h...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 359

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

Yaad ayta hai muj ko tera bach...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 301

Yaad ayta hai muj ko tera bachpan ka zamana..
Palti patli tangoon per latka huwa pajama..
Wo behti naak ko Haath se ponch ker gaal per lagana..
Gali main beth ker sare mujhalay ko show dikhana..
Kamar se Makhiyan urate huwe awaz lagana..
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Amii ker li hai saa'af ker dain.

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Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 319

Specially for You!
Muhabbat kisi k ikhtiyar main nahi, aur phelti ja rahi hai, taqseem hoti ja rahi hai,
Ye aur baat hai k ab bhi tumhara Hissa bohat ziyada hai, dosron se bohat ziyada,
Aye Khuda mere Bhai ko saray jahan ki khushiyan ata farma,
Mera Veer jo mere aanchal ka Maan ban k raha.
Happy Brothers Day.