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6 inch lamba Halka Kalau...

by : jivan4444444 Mobile No : N/A Total character : 158

6 inch lamba
Halka
Kala
upar ka hissa lal
pakdne me kafi chikna
her ladki ki pasand

naya nokia 5610

tum bhi na
kya kya sochte ho
Jivan patidar

Aby Gandy Softwear ki Shakal k...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 108

Aby Gandy Softwear ki Shakal k mujy Ye Gazal chahey jany lagy tery shehr sy To Tujy Alwida b na keh saky

SASS: Lanat ho Baho tujh pe k ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 151

SASS: Lanat ho Baho tujh pe k 8 saal bad ed bach peda kiya! Baho: Mujh sy ziada lanat ho teray Betay pe ho ! agar us k asray pe rhti tu ye bhi na hota.

SASS: Lanat ho Baho tujh pe ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 160

SASS:
Lanat ho Baho tujh pe k 8 saal bad ed bach peda kiya!
Baho:
Mujh sy ziada lanat ho teray Betay pe ho ! agar us k asray pe rhti
tu ye bhi na hota.

Draw a picture of a woman (or ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 177

Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.

Put a straw in your mouth and ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 102

Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.

Every time you press Return an...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 143

Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.

Type on VAX for a while. Sudde...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 127

Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.

Bring a chainsaw, but don't us...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 103

Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.

Ask the person next to you if ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 82

Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.

Work normally for a while. Sud...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 117

Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.

Write a program that plays the...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 112

Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.

Before anyone else is in the l...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 106

Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.

Type frantically, often stoppi...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 74

Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

When your computer is turned o...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 215

When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.

Laugh uncontrollably for about...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 113

Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

Log on, wait a sec, then get a...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 111

Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

Q: According to Intel, the Pen...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 239

Q: According to Intel, the Pentium conforms to the IEEE standards 754 and 854 for floating point arithmetic. If you fly in aircraft designed using a Pentium, what is the correct pronunciation of "IEEE"?
A: Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!

Q: What algorithm did Intel us...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 142

Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?
A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source: F. Gump of Intel)

Q: Complete the following word...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 155

Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above
A: Number 4.