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andhra munda kodukulara....mi amma pukulanu gadidhi modda petti dengethe puttina mundakodukulara....vachi chiranjivi ganni na modda cheekiiiiiiiii....na goddhelu tini na ucha tagamanu ra

Legal voting age-18 yrs
Legal marrige age-21 yrs
matlab sarkar v manti hai ki 18 ki age me admi desh sambhaal sakta hai par biwi nahi.

Oka ammai undedi,
roju chusedi,
chusthu navvedi,
navvuthu pata paadedi,
paaduthu siggu padedi,
nenu anukunna prema ani,
tharuvatha thelisindi pichhidani...!

ek sardar aur uski patni dono bus me ja rahe the. ek ladkene sardar ki bivi ke blauz me hatha dala . to bivi boli sunateho? vo ladaka mere blauz me hatha dal raha hai . sardarji bole tu chinta mat kar batva mere pas hai.

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

Actually,Basically
Biologically,Technically
Chemically,Physically
Mentally,Mathematically
Electrically,Normally
Mechanically
&
Finally
But
Truely
I am so sweet

KALWA - KESA NSBANDI KIYA HO HMAR BIVI FIR SE MAA BANNE WAALI H.
DOC. - HAM TOHAAR NSBANDI KIYA HU, PURE GAAW KA NHI.

teacher-prasang sahit vyakhaya kro.."bheege honth tere,pyasa dil mera"
student-ye pankti kavi sant shri imraan hasmi ji ki rachna 'murder' k "bheege honth" gaane se li gayi hai.is kavita mein kavi mayavi malika sherawat ko sambodhit krte huye paani ka mahtwa samjhate hain ki agar aapke honth pr ek boond v paani ho to saamne jo v pyasa hai use pila do. aur in panktiyo se humko kavi k kamine hone ka ehsaas hota hai.

by nilesh

KCR may changetitle of some telugu movies in Telangana state;
NARASIMHA NAIDU-Narasing yadav.
PARUGU-Uruku.
AMMAYILU ABBAYILU-porlu poragaallu.
SEEMASASTRY-Telangana ayyagaru.
IDIOT-Dhed dimak gadu
and finnaly
POKIRI-Faltubadkow:-)

Cheezain zindgi mein 1 bar milti hai,WAALDEN,HUSN or JAWANI
3 Cheezain soch samajh kar uthao,QADAM,
QASAM or QALAM
3 Cheezain soch kar karo,
MOHABBAT, BATEIN or FAISLA

dekho















dekne ke liye thanxx

EK SARDAR KO NASA WALO NE CHAND PAR BHEJA LEKIN WO BICH ME HI ROKET SE KUD GYA OR BOLA ABEEEEEE SALO AAJ TO AMAWSYA HE CHAND KAHA HE

ramesh mehta style
oho....o...hooo
tame 6o rup na ruda
ne ame 6ia man na bhola
to have karo sms ruda............
to ame thaiye harakh paduda

TV advertisement
Ek adami ek ladaki ki ejjat lutane ki koshish kar raha hota hai lekin salavar ki nadi nahi khulati- tab add aati hai apane ma bahen ke ejjat ka rakhawala Pappu nade wala

Hathi swimingpool me gira, to ek chiti hathi ki peeth par chadh gai,aur dusri chiti boli-" duba saale ko duba,Ladkion ko chedta hai.

ee JOKES prati okkari CELL PHONE lo untayi.antaga CIRCULATE chestunnaru.




In puli film
pavala kalayan was a sincere traffic police but he was suspended from his job
why?
?
He charged 1000/- for 108 ambulance for over speed.



FLOWER STARPK(pichi puvvu)PK watching t.v
News:An indian missed Gold medal in swimming..
baga ayindi, gold medal esukoni swimming ki evaru vellamannaru??...


Pawan: anna na cel ki 1 message raganee cell switch off aipoindi.
chiru :em message?
PK: battery low.
chiru:eesari vaste aa mesage naku frwrd chey plZ..




chiru, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
chiru angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - siru
M - Meeda jokes vesi
S - Service cheyandi..


CHARAN: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
ARJUN: I clean the toilet.
CHARAN: How does that help?
ARJUN: I use ur toothbrush.



chiru started a COLLEGE The name of the college is
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"Chiru Medical College of Engineering"
keep smiling....




Ram Charan got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"

Ram Charan replied: "I Mr YOU" !!.





PAWAN saw RAM CHARAN while stealing a purse, RAM CHARAN:here is 1000/- in purse,we can take 50-50. pawan: ok..ok, but what about remaining 900??




CHIRU:orey dheeni meaning cheppu ra'I AM GOING "ante enti? PAWAN:'nenu velthunna'. CHIRU:plz ra answer cheppi pora..
KEEP SMILING...






chiru:sir, phone lo roju bedhirimpu calls vastunnai.. police:emani? chiru:recharge cheskokapothe connection cut chestamani sir! keep smiling...



chiru was putting dogs tail into a pipe. man:ore pagal dogs tail never become straight. chiru:ore idiot am trying to bend the pipe. keep smiling.



ASTA DARIDRAMAINA "SANI GRAHAM"KI POWDER RASI,BOTTU PETTINA DAYYAM LA UNNADU,ee CHIRU gadu.
"AQUARIUM" LO CHEPALU PATTE FACE VEDUNU..



108 VEHICLE NI AAPI LIFT ADIGE TINGARI EDAVA..
CHIRU "DONGA BABA" CHARACTER NI YE MOVIE LO CHESADU?ans chebithe CHIRU tho DINNER CHEYOCHU.



anchor:Sir! meeru enduku odipoyaru?
CHIRU:Andaru vari Simbols Pattukoni "PRACHARAM"chesaru.ma"SUN" pattukolem ga!!??????



Papam pichi maha Raju Nammukunnavalle VOTE veyaledhu.chivariki JANAM 1 SEAT Isthe SHOCK ayyadu.enduko telusa?aa 1 kuda ela vachindi..ani...




CHIRU IN Asmbly:Adyaksha! Usha RANI evaru?
Evaru POTI cheste dimma tirigi mind block
avutundo adera Usha Rani,nene..enti?



pawa song original:
Thati chettu ekkalev,Thatikaya tempalevu
Eetha chettekkalevu,eetha kallu tiyalevu MALLI nikendukura PELLI.

pawan song comedy:
Party etti dobbaledu,Palakollu gelavaledu
Deposits raledu,4th front dikkuledu
ANNA nikendhuku ra PARTY..


TV9: CHIRU Andhra VIJAYKANTH,Chi..Chi..Vadu 2 MP Seats Aina Gelichadu.Veedu 0
kada?


JOKE ON CHIRU:IF CHIRU IS HERO IN "POKIRI".IN HOSPITAL SCENE
ILEANA:EMI CHESTUNTARU MEERU?
CHIRU:MARI ANTHA GATTIGA ADIGITHE EMI CHEPTAM? NUVVEMANUKUNTUNNAV?
ILEANA:BAHUSHA AGE AYIPOYI,KUTURU LECHI POYI,KODUKU MADA GA, TAMMUDU TEDAGA AYY,CINEMALU LEKA KALI KALIGA UNTU :" P"aniki "R"ani "P"arty (PRP) PETTUKONI,ROJA THO BANDA BHUTULU TINTU ORURU TIRIGE SANYASIVI ANUKUNTUNNA.
CHIRU:CORRECT NENU ADE.



CHIRU: Why are all these people running? Man-This is a race,the winner will get the cup
CHIRU- If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?



CHIRU: People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
CHIRU: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again..



CHIRUcomes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine' He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'


Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
CHIRU: The future tense is 'u will go to jail'


CHIRU was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'



In a Park Allu Arjun n his GirlFrind were sitting, 2 dogs kisd each other.
Arjun:Janu, If U dont mind nenu kuda.
Girl: ok! kani,Jagrattha!!!kukka karustundi...


chinna: chiru to wife: evadu vadu antha chendalanga unadu??
wife:mana ram charan andi......makeup lekunda unadu anthey...



Doctor,in my dreams,I play football every night.
Doctor:Take this tablet, you will be ok.
CHIRU:Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game..



CHIRU bought a new mobile.He sent a message 2everyone from his Phone.'My Mobile Number has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610 !!


friend:what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
chiru :Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.


After returning back from a foreign trip, Chiru asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Chiru: In London a lady asked

panditji aisi patni ko kya kahenge jo beautiful ho,intelligent, understanding, kabhi jealousy na kare aur ek badhiya cook ho? Pandit' Aaaffwah

humne tumahri yaad mai ro ro ke tap bher diye tum itne bewafa nikle naha ke hi chal diye.##sp.partap##

once balayya and ntr were talking
balayya:babu ,ntr nuvvu aa ramcharan teja ku potiga oka cinema teyyalira.
ntr:yenti babai,neku experience undi kada,nuvve teeyi!!!!!!
balayya:jokuleyyaddura,
ntr:kodite chastavu,,yevadura mundu joke vesindi

f I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

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