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balakrishna walking on the ro...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 139

balakrishna walking on the road he saw some black thing on the road . he went and tasted it its a cow dung . time god i m not steped on it

Balayya is remaking TITANIC wi...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 156

Balayya is remaking TITANIC with some changes. In d END he does not die but swims across d Ocean, with heroine in 1 hand & . . . . . TITANIC on d other hand

Sardar to wife: rat ko mene 1 ...

by : amith Mobile No : N/A Total character : 167

Sardar to wife: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife: Kaun si movie thi?
Sardar: Apni shadi ki

some Romantic Chocolates: kIT ...

by : perraju Mobile No : N/A Total character : 243

some Romantic Chocolates: kIT KAT-KISS IN TIME ,KISS AT TOUCH.DAIRY MILK-DARLING ALWAYS I REMEMBER YOU, MEET IMMEDIATLY FOR A LONG KISS.PERK-PERSONAL EMOTIONAL ROMANTIC KISS. MUNCH-MOST UNFORGETBALE NAUGHTY COOL HUG UR S -godeperraju@gmail.com

Wife: honey, what r u looking ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 169

Wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
Husband: nothing
Wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date

once narada went 2 hell n saw ...

by : raagni.sanju Mobile No : N/A Total character : 253

once narada went 2 hell n saw balayya dancing with 3sha n asked about it to yama .he said that balayya was brout to heaven n 3sha 2 hell .When demons first wish he asked them 2 dance with 3sha n when yama must punish 3sha that she must dance with 3sha .

Why aishwariay rai isn't getti...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 139

Why aishwariay rai isn't getting pregnant?
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Becoz Abhishek bachchan is still playing "UNGLI CRICKET"
From 9601116110 kalpesh

nuse kept sardars finger in mo...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 150

nuse kept sardars finger in mouth after blood test. sardar started dansing.nurse asked y r u dancing.sardar said next is urine test..9652733650ibrahim

Note: on 30 April no 108 servi...

by : sankarkooldude Mobile No : N/A Total character : 131

Note: on 30 April no 108 services are available to normal people
Since All the 108 ambulances are near by ballaya's simha theaters

JOHNY JOHNY, YES PAPA...

by : chotu001 Mobile No : N/A Total character : 262

JOHNY JOHNY,
YES PAPA..

FUCKING GIRLS,
YES PAPA..

WEARING CONDOM,
NO PAPA..

GEETING AIDS,
HA HA HA..

AIDS AWARNES ,,PREVENT IT !!!!

SEND TO ALL CARELESS FUCKERS

Chotu.........

BalaKrishna kotha drawer konna...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 146

BalaKrishna kotha drawer konnadu. Anandam tattukoleka voorantha lungi yethi yethi mari tirigadu. Intiki vachaka chuste kotha drawer intone vundhi.

Titanic was sinking.An engli...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 202

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Chi Ru, How far is land?
Chi Ru: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Chi Ru: Downwards!

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Wishing To Be Friends Is ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 106

Wishing To Be

Friends Is

Quick Work,

But Friendship

Is A Slow

Ripening Fruit. . . . .

alaya is remaking TITANIC with...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 139

alaya is remaking TITANIC with some changes.In d ND he dos nt die but swims across d Ocean,with heroine in 1 hand & TITANIC on d other hand

balakrishna:adukkune vadiki RS...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 133

balakrishna:adukkune vadiki RS500 icchadu.
assistant:enduku sir antha money iccharu.
balakrishna:ithanu okappudu mana director ra..

* U NEED HEART Ye di...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 240

* U NEED HEART

Ye dil apka hua

U NEED FRND
Mjse dosti kroge

U NEED JOY
Dhom mchaly dhom

U NEED HELP
Mai hun na

U NEED CASH

Hm ap k hain kaun?
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hubby n wife out driving, not ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 164

hubby n wife out driving, not talking after a row. passing a farm of mules n pigs,wife asks sarcastically,relatives of urs? husband replies, yup, fukin inlaws. lol.

Girl and Boy taking lunch in a...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 337

Girl and Boy taking lunch in a Restaurant after some time boy asks with girl
Boy: I think u love me?
Girl: No I dont think
Boy: No, I am sure u loves me?
Girl: No, Yaar I dont love u

Boy: waiter dono ka bill alag-alag banao
Girl: I love u I love u I love u I love u I love u Tum bhi na jara si baat mai bura maan jate ho

One day a man has not feeling ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 325

One day a man has not feeling well. So he comes to doctor. After 15 minutes check of him, doctor comes with his report and says him that u r dying and u havent got more time. Man says oh no, how long have I got, than the doctor says sadly Ten. Man asks ten what? Ten year, Ten month, or Ten days meant doctor says 9.87

Once a RAT Proposed a CAT ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 169

Once a RAT Proposed a CAT

CAT said->
Tumhe mujhse dar nahi lagta...?

RAT replied->
"Tujhe me Rab Dikhta hai yaara main kya karu"......!
aryan.moorthi@gmail.com

Sardarji is in Delhi ...He i...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 686

Sardarji is in Delhi ...
He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if
he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". The other man
said "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took
the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji
figured he was taken. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along
the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a
thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the
thousand and says "I am not a fool.This time, you wait and I'll go get a
ladder...
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