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Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 179

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PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP

Sorry, disturb ho gaye kya
Actually idhar se guzar raha tha.
Maine socha "Good night" bol du.

rani 9837050430

Aik pathan ka RADIO kharab ho ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 165

Aik pathan ka RADIO kharab ho gaya,
Usny khol k dekha to andar ek CHOOHA mara huwa tha
Ye dekh k pathan Bola:
ay Lo! chalega kesy?
Singer hee mara para hy.,.

Pathan to Sardar: mene bakrey ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 153

Pathan to Sardar: mene bakrey ki zuban pakai hai tum khao ge?
Sardar: me kisi k munh se nikli cheez nhi khata.
Pathan: to phir tere liye andaa bana dun

Question, Aik Badshah Shikar P...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 264

Question, Aik Badshah Shikar Par Gaya, Usne Ek Hirni Dekhi, Uska Name TERI Tha, Badshah Ne Ghalti Se Use Goli Mardi........ Wo Zakhmi Hogae, Phir Ghoray K Paoun K Neeche Aa Kar Wo Margae....... Sawal Ye He K TERI Kisne Mari Thi ????? BADSHAH Ne Ya GHORAY Ne ??????

4 kutte 1 kutiya ki chudai kr ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 148

4 kutte 1 kutiya ki chudai kr rahe the. paas 1 aunty khadi thi.wo rone lagi bachche ne pucha"kya hua. aunty:kuch nahi beta college k din yaad a gaya

1 SARDAR DOSRY SARDAR SAY ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 337

1 SARDAR DOSRY SARDAR SAY AGAR TU YA BATA DY K IS TOKRI MAIN KIYA HY TU YA SUB EEGS TERY. AUR AGAR TU YA BATA DY K KIS K HAIN TU WO MURGI TARY . AUR AGAR YA BATA DY K KITNY HAIN TU 8 K 8 TARY. DOSRA SARDAR. YR KOI ISHARA TU DY

AMAN; ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 398

AMAN; NA HOTAL MAIN NA JAAR MAIN NA BAIK MAIN NA CAR MAIN JO MAZA HAY NASWAR MAIN NA ASHIK MAIN NA PIYAR MAIN

ths is a chocolate msg for a d...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 110

ths is a chocolate msg for a dairy milk person for a melody reason @ a fivestar bro in a perk mod to say H R U

Ghari detergent tikiya walon k...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 155

Ghari detergent tikiya walon ki beti se shadi karne ke liye bheed lagi thi.
Kyonki unka maanna tha: "Pehle istemaal karein, phir vishwas karein";-))

Question,Aik Badshah Shikar ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 272

Question,
Aik Badshah Shikar Par Gaya,
Usne Ek Hirni Dekhi,
Uska Name TERI Tha,
Badshah Ne Ghalti Se Use Goli Mardi........
Wo Zakhmi Hogae,
Phir Ghoray K Paoun K Neeche Aa Kar Wo Margae.......
Sawal Ye He K TERI Kisne Mari Thi ?????
BADSHAH Ne Ya GHORAY Ne ??????

chocolate said to honey.....we...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 145

chocolate said to honey.....we are the most sweetest thing in the world........honey replied lagta he tum NIHALA ko nahi janty. . . . . . . . .

aik class main teacher ki pent...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 155

aik class main teacher ki pent ki zip kholi hote hai to larkiyan daikh k hansti hai
toh teacherkehta hai chup karo ni to bahar nikal k khara kar du ga=))

only1 lookonly1smileonly1v...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 97

only1 look
only1smile
only1voice
only1touch
only1 feeling
only1u&
only1 My smallheartsays

Do sardarji ek gari mein ja ra...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 214

Do sardarji ek gari mein ja rahy hoty hain. Driver sardar dusry se kehta ha k zra bahr jhank kar dekho indicator chal rha ha k nhi.
Dusra sardar kehta ha: Han . . . Nhi . . . Han . . . Nhi . . . Han . . . Nhi !!!

A Boy Was Following A Girl,...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 146

A Boy Was Following A Girl,

Girl:Don't FolLOW Me,Becoz

My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,

Boy:Don't U Worry,

My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun kare...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 143

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega....

THEKEDAAR KA BETA, PAPA! MUJHE...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 212

THEKEDAAR KA BETA, PAPA! MUJHE 1 BHAI OR CHAHYE AAJ OR ABHI! BETA IS KAM MAIN 9 MAHINY LAGTE HAIN! PAPA AAP TO THEKEDARR HAIN 5 7 ADMI LAGA DAIN!!

From :KASHI 03457224460 - Email : the_tiger_lord2003@yahoo.com

a chewnty saw a box of gur,...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 281

a chewnty saw a box of gur,

and felt excited she want to take it,

suddenly she saw a chewnta, she left the gur and went to him,

because

gur naloonnnn ishq mitha hond aay,

From :M IQRASH 03457224460 - Email : the_tiger_lord2003@yahoo.com

woo bhi kia din thye jab lagte...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 312

woo bhi kia din thye jab lagtey thye hasino kae gallye, ye baat tub ki ha jab hum thye doo baras kae..
Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki khidki khuli...Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba.....

From :"faizan's" - Email : faizans_2005@hotmail.com

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hot...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 238

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!

From :"faizan's" - Email : faizans_2005@hotmail.com

wafa tumme hai, to bewafa hum ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 262

wafa tumme hai, to bewafa hum bhi nahi haya tumme hai, to behaya hum bhi nahi pyar ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai, par jaate-jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin.............

From :"faizan's" - Email : faizans_2005@hotmail.com