Funny

Have you ever think about how you talk with your very close friends? Its strange but its true that we talk in very rough language with our close friends. We say them donkey, monkey and just anything. Its where the most fun is, isn't it. Is your brain getting naughty now? Ok, here are some naughty and funny messages which will make your friends go mad at you and at the same time it will put a big grin in their face ;) Funny Messages,Funny SMS Messages,Funny Text Message, funny one line message,Hindi Funny SMS messages,Funny English SMS messages

Get Funny in your mobile Click here to join

Dosti zindagi jine ka paigam h...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 154

Dosti zindagi jine ka paigam hoti he. Dosti sab rishto se mahan hoti he. Bina dost ke jina bahut mushkil hotg he. Kyoki ek dost me dusre ki jaan hoti he.

ek angrez hindi sikhane rajast...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 155

ek angrez hindi sikhane rajasthan aaya aur 15 din vahin raha.finally 2 sentence sikha:
:
:
:
:
1 shukar he light aa gayi:
2 iski ma ki fir chli gayi.

AGAR IS WAQT ....................

by : GOURAV BATRA Mobile No : N/A Total character : 161

AGAR IS WAQT ...................AAP SO RAHATHE
.
.
.
.
.
.
OUR
MERA
MSG
SE
.
.
.
BAHUT
TANG
HUYE
TO
.
.
.
.
.
TO
MISSIONE
SUCCESSFUL..

Teacher-Netaji,apka beta fail ...

by : kismatmanoj Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 141

Teacher-Netaji,apka beta fail ho gaya hai aur aap laddu khila rahe hai Netaji 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai,bahumat2 mere bete ke saath h-

Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lips...

by : kismatmanoj Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 140

Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya.. ?Husband: Mai khud heran hon!Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi..-9825655450

Shashtro me likha he ki Pati-P...

by : kismatmanoj Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 154

Shashtro me likha he ki Pati-Patni ek-hi gadi ke 2 pahiye heagar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaye to gadi nahi chal saktiMoral"Spare wheel rakha Karo ";-)

Teachr:Bachho tum sabse zyada ...

by : kismatmanoj Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 136

Teachr:Bachho tum sabse zyada kise nafrat krte ho?LKG Boy: Raja Ram Mohan RoyT:why do U hate him?Boy:Usi ne baal vivah par rok lagya tha

gar chai me chidiya gir jaye t...

by : kismatmanoj Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 107

gar chai me chidiya gir jaye to use kya kahte he?....Socho...socho..........Socho..socho.....Chamachidya...

Ek to aap se mulakat nahi hoti...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 130

Ek to aap se mulakat nahi hoti,
Hoti h to jyada bat nahi hoti,
SMS se ji nahi bharata,
Kyoki usme aap ki awaz nahi hoti.
Pooja

Duniya me Flirts ki kami nahi,...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 203

Duniya me Flirts ki kami nahi,
Suraj ko hi dekho!!
Ata hai Usha k sath,
jata hai Sandhya k sath,
Sota hai Nisha k sath,
uthta h kiran k sath or
Rahta h Rosni ke sath..rakesh vanjari jalgaon

ek bar kutte ki ghand pe macch...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 287

ek bar kutte ki ghand pe macchar kat gaya to kutta bola teri ma ki ghand me makhi ke lund ko dal kar ghuma dunga teri ma ko free me chudwa dunga madar chod tere ghar walo ko muh me lund du lola chusau boba me dudh piu ak ki mummy ke bobe bahut bade hai chusna h pahle khud ki bai ke chus

50724 hours services in Hyd...

by : satish Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 202

50724 hours services in Hyd.
1.TV 9
2.Petrol pump
3.Ambulance
4.Railway
5.Telephne
6.Hospitals
7.Police Stations
8.ATM
9.Air lines
.
.
.
.
10. My SMS

Satish-9849584242

ahwa me ooth rahe the galib aw...

by : zuber Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 101

ahwa me ooth rahe the galib awha me mast ooth rahe the galib pher kya hawa ruk gayi too gir gye galib

once a plane was going to cras...

by : vodka Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 474

once a plane was going to crash . a muslim , a christian and an hindu were there in the plane . pilot said"only option to save your life, if any, is to jump" .. 1st of christian prayed to jesus and jumped ... he was saved. next a muslim prayed to Allah and was saved ... at last hindu gathered his courage and prayed to kali to save her ... he jumped but died ... when he went to her he asked her ,"why you did'nt save me".. she said laughing ,"i was using fair n lovely"

human faal in love,that is n...

by : sunil kamble Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 146

human faal in love,
that is normal.
cowes eat grass,
that is ok.
but when z monkey
press a mobile keybored
amazing!!!
r u still pressing?

College life is like Relience!...

by : nfsnitesh Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 322

College life is like Relience!!

" Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein"

Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!!

" Aisi Azadi aur Kahan"

After Engagement is Like Idea!!

" Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi"

After Marrige is like Hutch!!

" Where U go.. network Follows"

After Kid is like BSNL!!

" All lines are Buzy !!!nitesh!!!