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hi lkjskjsjkljsjms;ks;lkl;sk;l...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 73

hi lkjskjsjkljsjms;ks;lkl;sk;lsk;lks;lk;dkjslskxlalaakjamd;lka/ljdm skjkd


chuhe ne sarni se shadi ke liy...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 113

chuhe ne sarni se shadi ke liye prpose kiya.serni tujhe dhar nahi lagta chua "tujme rab dikhta h hy me kya karu".


diffrence between monkey & don...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 134

diffrence between monkey & donkey?

monkey save all my sms &

donkey delete all my sms,



shaan love
now choice is yours....


putty nay laura say kaha . 2m ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 88

putty nay laura say kaha . 2m kitnay achhay ho. laura tera hole to baray ho ............


hathi aur chinti mandir pe mil...

 by : lovsing Mobile No : N/A   Total character : 147

hathi aur chinti mandir pe mile,
hathi ne kaha muje malum tha tum andar hi hogi
boli kaise,
hathi: tumhare jute bahar pade the.

lovsing india


under coconut tree, Ek hathi c...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 170

under coconut tree, Ek hathi chinti se gannd marva raha tha,
coconut gira hathi ke sar pe...hathi jor se chillaya
chinti bola: apun to aise he chodega, chillao mat jaan


Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 184

Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,
Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum
khokhar paresh


Bandriya ne apni mom se puchha...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 147

Bandriya ne apni mom se puchha meri saadi kab hogi. to mom ne kaha k Abhi ek bandar sms padh jaha hai. Agar wo muskraya to apni saadi pakki samajh.


Banta to Santa:"Tum Next Janam...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 149

Banta to Santa:"Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban na Pasand Karoge ?
Santa : "A Cockroach"
Banta: Why?
Santa: Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Ha


Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausa...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 140

Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana,
Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausm Hua Suhana,
BANDAR Bhi Msg Padh Rahe Hai Kya EDUCATED Hua Zaman


HUM AAP KO DEKHNA CHAHTE HAI...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 148

HUM AAP KO DEKHNA CHAHTE HAI
AAP SE MILNA CHAHTE HAI
PAR YE LOG BAHUT ZALIM HAI
MUJHE AAP SE MILNE NAHI DETE
KEHTAY HAI "ZOO BANDH HAI, KAL ANA"


A man asks a fat man in a trai...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 134

A man asks a fat man in a train: Is dis cabin 4 elephants only!!!!
Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkies like u can also sit here


A baby dog asks mama dog: How ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 144

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"


Doctor, I can t stop behaving ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 106

Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!


How do you circumcise a whale?...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 74

How do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need at least four skin divers


Q : How do you identify a bald...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 88

Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side


wo snakes meet each other.. ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 125

wo snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!


What did the turkey say to the...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 56

What did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble


Why do cows wear bells? Beca...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 57

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work


Two snakes meet each other.. F...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 119

Two snakes meet each other.. First snake:I hope I am not poisonous. Second snake:Why? First snake:Because I bit my lip!


When geese fly in a "V", why i...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 94

When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?
Because there are more geese on that side


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