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Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 73
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Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 113
chuhe ne sarni se shadi ke liye prpose kiya.serni tujhe dhar nahi lagta chua "tujme rab dikhta h hy me kya karu".
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 134
diffrence between monkey & donkey?monkey save all my sms &donkey delete all my sms,shaan lovenow choice is yours....
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 88
putty nay laura say kaha . 2m kitnay achhay ho. laura tera hole to baray ho ............
by : lovsing Mobile No : N/A
Total character : 147
hathi aur chinti mandir pe mile,hathi ne kaha muje malum tha tum andar hi hogiboli kaise,hathi: tumhare jute bahar pade the.lovsing india
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 170
under coconut tree, Ek hathi chinti se gannd marva raha tha,coconut gira hathi ke sar pe...hathi jor se chillayachinti bola: apun to aise he chodega, chillao mat jaan
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 184
Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,Phool to khubsurat hote hai,Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum khokhar paresh
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 147
Bandriya ne apni mom se puchha meri saadi kab hogi. to mom ne kaha k Abhi ek bandar sms padh jaha hai. Agar wo muskraya to apni saadi pakki samajh.
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 149
Banta to Santa:"Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban na Pasand Karoge ?Santa : "A Cockroach"Banta: Why?Santa: Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Ha
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 140
Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana,Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausm Hua Suhana,BANDAR Bhi Msg Padh Rahe Hai Kya EDUCATED Hua Zaman
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 148
HUM AAP KO DEKHNA CHAHTE HAIAAP SE MILNA CHAHTE HAIPAR YE LOG BAHUT ZALIM HAIMUJHE AAP SE MILNE NAHI DETEKEHTAY HAI "ZOO BANDH HAI, KAL ANA"
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 134
A man asks a fat man in a train: Is dis cabin 4 elephants only!!!!Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkies like u can also sit here
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 144
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind,I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 106
Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.How long have you been acting this way?Since I was a puppy!
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 74
How do you circumcise a whale? A : You need at least four skin divers
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 88
Q : How do you identify a bald eagle? A : All his feathers are combed over to one side
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 125
wo snakes meet each other.. First snake:I hope I am not poisonous. Second snake:Why? First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 56
What did the turkey say to the chicken? Gobble gobble
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 57
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 119
Two snakes meet each other.. First snake:I hope I am not poisonous. Second snake:Why? First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Posted by : Anonymous
Total character : 94
When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer? Because there are more geese on that side
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