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paresh bheda
jab yad apaki aye to hum kya kare yad dil me bus jaye to hum kya kare
kahte he ho ti hai sapno me mula kat par nind hi n aye to hum kya kare

gls:- mujh par vishvaas hai k me dhokha nahi karungi ? bos:- nahi hai kyun ki jaha vish ka vaas hota hai vahi sarvnaash hota hai ...!

TESSI TE TESSI ODEY WICH WAJJAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.......................

Agr Me Sms Ka Rply Na Karu,
Ya Mis Call Na Kar Pau,
Ya Kbi Call Na Karu, To Samajh Lena,
"SMS KING" Aaram Farma Raha He,
par "Praja" seva karti rahe.
KURESH TRIPATHY (9778369097)

Mane Hasvanu bahu man thai che pan mane koi hasva nathi detu anu su karvu
maherbani karine mane heran na karo hu kon bapu kathiyadi gondal bapu ke jamane ke hai

PONDS KI ADD ME GALL DIKHATE HE,
SUNSILK KI ADD ME BALL,
ELL18 KI ADD ME NAIL,
TO.... WISPER KI ADD ME DHOKHA KYU??
JAGO GRAHAK JAGO..(MAX MAYUR)

Unnai ethiril paarkka mudiyavillai endrallum uyir ullavarai ethir paarthu kondu iruppean

limbu adu ane funino vah..vah..
limbu adu ane funino vah..vah..

je sms na kare te chodino

ka kene vah.. vah..
dat kadh ma chodu

--jay mataji

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

School Teacher:What is common between Mahavir and Guru Nanak DevJi?Student:All of them were born on Indian centre govt holidays!
Hellooooooooooooooooooo

Yeh tum nr likha hai

kathin rasto pe apna sath kaun nibhata hai ?



mom?dad?





nahi
husband/wife?
nahi

friends?
are nahi yar
apni


chappal

the fruit of silence is prayer,
the fruit of prayer is faith,
the fruit of faith is love,
the fruit of love is service,
the fruit of service is peace.

maheen khan.03008796540

....... Because chocolate cant get you pregnant

finding friendship like ours is like nailing jelly to a tree!!

He krishna tu is kalyug me aa k to dikha..
Tune 18 saal ki umra me mama kans ko mara, Bin laden ko hath laga k to dikha..
Tune pura parvat ek ungli pe uthaya, mere jim me aake ek dumbell utha k to dikha..
Tune bhari mehfil me draupadi ko saree pehnai, Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna k to dikha..
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopia sath me rakhi, mere collg ki ek ladki pata k to dikha.

From :Gurpreet singh - Email : guree286@yahoo.co.in

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin
aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap
karta hoon.

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

Good news for you ! Rent free accomadation (Khana, peena, sona,
rehna... Everything Free !). For more details.. Just Dial 100.

 

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut
Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a
cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness...
You've got no comparisons
 

u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice and u
r 100% stupid to believe these words.

Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh
pata nahi, aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai.... pata nahi desh ka ab
kya hoga.

Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain..... PAISA.....
MAUT.....  Aur..... Aur..... Mera SMS !

 
 
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could
be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love,
life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

 

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED
tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can
take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there
for you.

Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder
that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!

Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.

 

 
 
Think big... Think more... Think positive... Think beautiful... Think
great... I kno thats too much 4u. So, heres a short-cut. Just think
about me...!

Bhul se Bhi Kisi Ko na Rulana Jindgi Main sab Ko hasana Dusman Ko bhi
gale Lagana Fir Bhi Koi gam ho To apun Ko 09823781277 par phone Lagana

 

098 Abaj..., 23Caror..., 78 Lakh..., 12hazaar.., 77rupiya.., nahi-nahi
mere per itna karz nahi hai.., na hi itne ki mere pass properti
hai...,yeh to mera mobile number hai sms karo kanjus

Sometime I dont say hi... Sometime i dont reply.. Sometime i dont msg
u.. But it doesn mean that I forget u.. It means that I am giving u time
to *MI$$ ME*

Unhe yeh Shikwa hai ki HUM unhe Yaad karte hi nahi, Par unhe ye kaun
Samjaye ki Hum unhe Yaad Kaise kare Jinhe HUM Bhulte hi nahi.

Every
second God remembers you,
Every minute God bless you,
Every hour God cares for you because...
Every day I pray God to take care of U.

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!