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She does this, and sure enough...
She does this, and sure enough, the other horse his left ear caught in the same barbed-wire fence. She has to cut part of that ear off, too. She goes back to her neighbor, and he tells her to go measure their heights, so she can tell the difference between them. She does, and it turns out that the black horse is two inches taller than the white horse.
The blonde decides to do that....
The blonde decides to do that. The next day the other horse had his tail stuck to a barbed-wire fence. The blonde has to cut that one off too. She goes back to her neighbor for some advice. The neighbor tells her to go cut off part of one of the horses left ear.
A blonde gets two horses from ...
A blonde gets two horses from the ranch, but she cant tell them apart. She goes to her neighbor for some advice. The neighbor tells her to go cut off part of the tail of one of the horses.
NEWSFLASH: Blonde girl fired f...
NEWSFLASH: Blonde girl fired from Banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones.
Q: Why do blondes love lightni...
Q: Why do blondes love lightning?A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
Q: How do you know when a blon...
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: What job function does a bl...
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof-reading.
Q: What do you call a swimming...
Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What is the difference betw...
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
To amuse a Blonde for hours, g...
To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.
Q: How do you measure their in...
Q: How do you measure their intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q: How does a stereotypical bl...
Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?A: E-I-E-I-O.
Q: Did you hear about the blon...
Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear?A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.
Q: How do you make a blonde's ...
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don...
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
Q: What did the blond do when ...
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bo...
Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?A: Space. The final frontier..........
Q: Why did the blonde try and ...
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
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