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Only a Man knows s Man's Probl...

by : bhavinsindhavad Mobile No : 00 Total character : 130

Only a Man knows s Man's Problem !..

Custromer: I need a Ladies dress
Shopkeeper : Wife ke liye chahiye ya koi accha sa dikhu?

School me master ji ne santa s...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 120

School me master ji ne santa se poocha, mujh me koi bhi kami nahi, to mujhe aap log kya kehke bulaaoge? Santa :- KAMI-NA

marriage is nothing but a puni...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 135

marriage is nothing but a punishment for your life. but it knows every one after marriage. before marriage it is very very interesting.

What is Marriage? Before Ma...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 98

What is Marriage?
Before Marriage Kabool hai Kabool hai
After Marriage Babool hai Babool hai

Boy friend is fun, & Husband i...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 150

Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti.

Husband: My wife has been lost...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 189

Husband: My wife has been lost what should i do?
Postmaster: Sir this is post office go to the police station for report.
Husband: What should i do i am so happy that i forgot everything.

Families with babies and famil...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 71

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other

It's funny when people discuss...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 125

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

Before marriage, a man will li...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 138

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

When marriage is outlawed, onl...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 56

When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws

Wife: The perfect acquisition ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 118

Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs.

Getting married is very much l...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 176

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the
other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Why do couples hold hands duri...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 134

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 111

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.

Getting married is very much l...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 182

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the
other person has, you wish you had ordered that.