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do dosto ki dosti se jalte hai...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 141

do dosto ki dosti se jalte hai log.
tarah-tarah ki baate karte hai log.
jab chand aur suraj ka hota hai milan.
use v grahan kahte hai log.

zindiagi sales. raaste target....

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 182

zindiagi sales. raaste target. wife daily reporting. aulad incentive. jawani commitment. budhapa achievement.maut promotion. yahi hai mrkting ki position. contact mr rahul 9873493849

Make yourself a better person ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 116

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

Maybe God wants us to meet a f...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 149

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

Never frown, even when you are...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 98

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

The worst way to miss someone ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 92

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them

I look at the moon, the moon i...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 108

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)

There r 6 types eggs. Chicken ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 157

There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.

The value of life does not dep...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 148

The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.

Mental anxiety, Mental breakdo...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 118

Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!

Heartbreaks will last as long ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 154

Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.

You know whos the biggest pros...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 115

You know whos the biggest prostitute in history Ms. Pacman why because the bitch would shallow balls until she died

whats the difference between a...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 111

whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!!

At this moment 5 million are h...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 128

At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS

farmer Joneshas got no sheep, ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 116

farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag

Newsflash The FA have just...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 149

*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's

ba ba white sheep grazing on s...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 150

ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie

!!News flash!! Indian earthq...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 140

!!News flash!!
Indian earthquake kills 50 000!
USA sending food.
Australia sendingclothes.
britain sending ... ... ... Replacements

After great sex,she lays on hi...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 153

After great sex,she lays on him playing with his penis."do you want more sex?" he asks?"no"she replied im just admiring your dick....i really miss mine!"

Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wast...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 446

Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
IT'S SHOWTIME!

How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??

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