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Doctor to Lady, Your r looking...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 174

Doctor to Lady, Your r looking so weal and exhausted,
Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?
Lady, Oh my God! I heard 3 males per day! by gautam, silchar

may god increase our happiness...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 114

may god increase our happiness like prices of petrol,
& decrease sorrows like clothes of bipasha basu............

age se dekha to patang latak r...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 89

age se dekha to patang latak rahi thi pass jake dekha toamrishpuri ka munda latak rahatha

Mil kar bichad ne valo sun lo?...

by : Saffu Mobile No : N/A Total character : 306

Mil kar bichad ne valo sun lo? Yaar ko rutha kar manane valo sun lo? Aag se khel ne valo sun lo? Haste huve ko rulane vale sun lo? Isaq me marjane vale sun lo? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .kaiko 1 piche apani jindgi kharab karta he re . . . . . . . . . .dusri or thikana dhund lo. . . . . . . . .affu444

Likho to kuch asa likho k dil ...

by : Saffu Mobile No : N/A Total character : 221

Likho to kuch asa likho k dil baag hojaye. Baris aane se pahele hi bhag jaye. . . . . . . .JOKS to kuch ase bana dost. k murde bhi hasne ko KABAR se jaag jaye. . . . . . . . . . , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .9601990444

Na msg na phone Na picture na ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 140

Na msg na phone Na picture na tone Aur bane phirte ho Don Jab number dia tha to kehte the roz karenge phone Ab kehto ho Hum Apke Hain Kaun!!

And the boss said, And to roll...

by : pawan Mobile No : N/A Total character : 81

And the boss said, And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?

once a dad told his son-dad:...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 208

once a dad told his son-
dad: what do u do 2 control ur anger when i scold u?
son:dad, i clean d toilet.
dad:but how does cleaning d toilet help u 2 control ur anger?
son: i clean it with ur toothbrush...

saas bahu se: bhagwan ne tumhe...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 209

saas bahu se: bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aakhe di hain to tum kya chawal me se kya tum do char pathar nahi nikal sakti ?
Bahu saas se: bhagwan ne aapko 32 daant diya hain to kya aap do char pathar kha nahi sakti ?

obama chada pahad pr.obama... ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 107

obama chada pahad pr.obama... chada phad pr,use lgi thand bhagwan ne oopr se vrdan diya bhag behen ke land.

Make a Mind which never minds....

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 137

Make a Mind which never minds..
Make a Heart which never Hurts..
Make a Touch which never Pains..
&
Make a friendship which never End

bewakufi ki hadd-jab kans ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 266

bewakufi ki hadd-

jab kans ko pata tha ki
devki aur vasudev ki 8vi santaan se
uski maut hogi to--------------
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dono ko ek hi jail me rakhne ki kya jaroorat thi

A Boy always wants a girl to b...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 143

A Boy always wants a girl to be the first girl in his life &
A girl always wants a boy to be the last one in her life...
Strange but true....

If loving u is wrong, then I d...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 446

If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.

Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.

I am a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.