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When an apple is green,its rea...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 102

When an apple is green,its ready 2 pluck.When a gal is 18,she's ready to---?
VOTE! YU DIRTY MIND!! :)

piyar krne ko tooaik umar chye...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 68

piyar krne ko tooaik umar chye...

abhi too hm practice pr henn...

Papa: Beta agar tum fail ho ja...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 150

Papa: Beta agar tum fail ho jao to mujhe papa mat kehna.... (after exam's result) Papa: Beta result ka kiya hua? Beta: dimag ka dahi mat kar 'BABULAL'

jab chudai ho lund aur chut ki...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 146

jab chudai ho lund aur chut ki to maja aajaye gand ko lips to lips mil jaye to maja aajaye dil ko chudai me jo maja he wo kisi aur chij me nahi.

One day a construction worker ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 437

One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

He took me 4rm a bar.He took...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 136

He took me 4rm a bar.
He took me in his car.
He took my top off.
He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry,
I'm a bottle of wine..

I think this message should be...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 104

I think this message should be given Award for the best sms this year in the erotic category literally.

A woman asks her man when wil ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 93

A woman asks her man when wil thr have sex n d man sex as soon d gorvement find a quia 4 aids

Chaku kyo dikhati ho Dhar to T...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 113

Chaku kyo dikhati ho Dhar to Talvar me,ha Dupatte se kya Chupati ho mal to Salvar me ha.Shivammishra087@gmail.Com

women: dr sahib muje thorey di...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 148

women: dr sahib muje thorey din bachey nahi chahiye....
dr: ye condoms le lo...
women: ye pani k sath loo ya doodh k sath....
dr: "keley" k sath.

Q:what is the difference betwe...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 120

Q:what is the difference between sky and skirt?
A: Sky covers the whole generation and skirt covers the generation hole

whats the similarity betwee...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 359

whats the similarity between a batsman and a bra?. ahaa think again.both needa defend the balls by getting caught by feilders.

bored of sex a prost asks god to give her another job. god grants her wish and makes her a nurse. nd says-" pehle log teri ass mein sui gussate ab tu unki G mein gussa."

From :smit - Email : smitrules@yahoo.com

Father:tell me his name who...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 188

Father:tell me his name who made you pregnant?

Daughter:daddy if you eat 15 bananas then you can say who made you fat?

From :huzefa - Email : malinasimon@yahoo.com.ph

whats comman between the su...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 216

whats comman between the sun & womans underwear?

1.both are hot

2.both look better while going down

3.both dissappear at night

From :Huzefa - Email : malinasimon@yahoo.com.ph

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 285

A Penis Says to His Balls 'Rite Lads, Get Ready & I'll Take You to A Party'. The Balls Reply 'You Liar, You Always Go InSide & Leave us OutSide Knocking'.

From :Chaudhry - Email : oooops999@yahoo.co.uk

Condom says to whisper: Bluddy...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 207

Condom says to whisper: Bluddy every month u stop my business for one week.
whisper says: Aha if u make a mistake one time i lose my business for 9 months.

From :Manju - Email : quester.rm1@gmail.com

Whats hairy on the outside an...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 342

Whats hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? Answer: 'COCUNUT'

Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!

From :sonal - Email : sonal@yahoo.com

Learn from your parents' mista...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 426

Learn from your parents' mistakes - Use birth control!

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and mobile-phones... It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style, and then you will be the man!!!

From :sonal - Email : sonal@yahoo.com