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STRANGE BUT TRUE: People never...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 134

STRANGE BUT TRUE: People never feel the feelings of person who sent the message- Rather they think to whom the msg has to be forwarded

MalliKa sherawat bartan bechne...

by : kismatmanoj Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 136

MalliKa sherawat bartan bechne wali Ko apni dher saari purani dresses dete huve boli:IsKa Kya milega?Bartan bechne wali:CHAAMACH,,,?G,M,

west indias ka pehla aadmi ban...

by : surinder.dogra1982 Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 166

west indias ka pehla aadmi bana kar bhagwan ne kiya socha hoga?

gues.........

gues........

socho..........

socho..........

yeh piece to jal gia

Flowers Are Many But Rose is b...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 67

Flowers Are Many But Rose is best Friends are many but u r the best

Teacher=Wo Kaun Sa Department ...

by : kismatmanoj Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 152

Teacher=Wo Kaun Sa Department H Jis Me Aaurat Kaam Nhi Kar Skti?Student=Fire Brigade!Teacher=Wo Kyu?Student=Aurton Ka Kaam AAG Lagana Hai Bujhana Nahi!!

Yamraj Asks 3Ladies Kabhi KISS...

by : kismatmanoj Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 147

Yamraj Asks 3Ladies Kabhi KISS Kiya1st-Shadi Se PehleYam-Chal Nark Me2nd-Shadi K BaadYam-Chal Swarg Me3rd-Kabhi Nai KiaYam-Chal Kamre Me,,,?G,night

1 aadmi ko Chand pr vejne ka f...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 142

1 aadmi ko Chand pr vejne ka faisala hua. aad
e raste me jakr aadmi rocket se kud gaya or c
hilaya " Doka" Kamino aaj to aamawsya hai..... -

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he? ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 205

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he? ... think .......................................................... jab ladki saadi se pehle pregnate ho jaye aur uski maa bole " he bhagwan yeh tune kya kiya................

4 dost suhagrat k bad:-P1st...

by : kismatmanoj Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 202

4 dost suhagrat k bad:-P1stMeri bv to 1110 jesi nikli jesy mrzi use kro2ndmeri bv 3310 nikli36 saal ka purana model3rdmeri bv N95,zara pyar sy chalana parta hai4thMeri bv to blackberry hai..

kute ki puch kabhi sidhi nahi ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 90

kute ki puch kabhi sidhi nahi hati chatti bhi badi pugali dal do.
sayad kuta sarmila hai.

T.V Add -Villan try to rape a ...

by : 9827390508 Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 162

T.V Add -Villan try to rape a Girl.But ladki k salwar ka Nada nhi khol paya.
VOICE from background-
Aapki maa behen ki izzat k rakhwaale "Pappu Bhai Naade wale"

Udhar app majboor baithe hai,...

by : ALI YUSHA Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 124

Udhar app majboor baithe hai,
idhar hum majboor baithe hai

baat ho to kaise ho

jab dono taraf
kanjus baithe hai

3 idiots Best line --"Neend ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 187

3 idiots Best line --
"Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke piche bhago,
Neend jhak mar ke tumhare piche aayegi.!

Sonu Rasina

A poor man catches a Fish.Wife...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 215

A poor man catches a Fish.Wife cant cook due to...No Gas,No electricity,No OilMan puts Fish back in river ,FI$H comes up & shouts SHEELA DIKSHIT ZINDABAD;-) Amit Kumar Saraswat for more funny sms call to:-9268678825

II LI LOI LOVI LOVEI...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 110

I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOGA!!!!!!!!
AAP B KIYA KARO,
ITS GOOD 4 HEALTH ;-)

congratulation!SMS na Karne pe...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 107

congratulation!SMS na Karne pe apko M.B.A. ki degree di jati h M.B.A. Means Member of bhikari Association.

Gum woh cheez hai Wah ! ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 124

Gum woh cheez hai Wah !

Kya dard hai ! Gum woh cheez hai

Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai..

SHAILESH MR

Bakri ne mara Bakre ko singh...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 64

Bakri ne mara Bakre ko singh
to bakra bhi marega bakri ko singh

Waah ReGANDHI..Kya cha...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 161

Waah Re
GANDHI..

Kya chali
Teri Aandhi..

Aaya tha
Langot me..

Aur
ghus gaya..

5..
10..
20..
50..
100..
500..
1000..
k Note me !

Pyaar tune kya kiya, ae pyaar ...

by : Avinash Nigam Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 164

Pyaar tune kya kiya, ae pyaar tune kya kiya
Ek hi pal mein achaanak di hai nayi duniya
Di hai nayi khushiyaa
-Avinash Nigam-bollywood singer
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