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Be silent in 2 Situations:...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 134

Be silent in 2 Situations:

1) Wen U feel 1 cant understand Ur feelings 4m ur words &

2) Wen 1 can understand u without any words

Condom says to stayfree-when y...

by : uboycrossing2002 Mobile No : N/A Total character : 142

Condom says to stayfree-when you works, my bussiness stops for 4 days.
stayfree replies- If you fail to work once.i"m jobless for 9 months...

ghodiyama joina sasara bolya b...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 134

ghodiyama joina sasara bolya bahu a uthyo :bahu ana thodi var halvo,toya na mane to bahar kadi na ramado,toy namana to hu ana lai lais

Sex is like Math, Add the Bed,...

by : visky Mobile No : N/A Total character : 82

Sex is like Math, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply!

2 inch ki jagah, 2 minute ki m...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 72

2 inch ki jagah, 2 minute ki maza,pura under dala, to nav mahine ki saza

lund khada bazar main,mange ch...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 199

lund khada bazar main,mange chut ki bikh
bina mange koi nahin milti chod ne ko chut
lund to itna nadan hain ,magar chut hain bahut syani
chut ke bina kund ko nahin chlata yeasub chut hain janti

chut ko apne app pe nazz hain...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 113

chut ko apne app pe nazz hain, lund main baut khaj hain
chut rani yehain naih janti bina lund chut bekar hain

"Never design your character l...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 167

"Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk.Design your character like the sky where everyone desire to reach." by biswa gurung 9735007282 sikkim

Kathiyavadi Bapu ni suhagraat ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 162

Kathiyavadi Bapu ni suhagraat pachi dosto e puchyu,Bapu suhagraat kevi Rahi? Bapu: Jindagi ma pehli var nagi-pugi chokri joi, 3 var muthiya marya.Maja aavi gayi.

Jin ke paas hota hai,wo haat...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 178

Jin ke paas hota hai,
wo haat me lekar hilate hai,
Jinke paas nahi hota
wo ungali daalkar hilate hai.
bolo kya?

TOOTHBRUSH
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Baba Ramdev:beta hamesha apne ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 163

Baba Ramdev:beta hamesha apne se badi aurat ko maa,chhoti ko beti or barabar vali ko bahen samjo.
Boy:baba,fir ye land aaphi rakho jadibutti ghutneke kam aayega..

I heard someone whisper ur n...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 325

I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.

I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldnt learn how to stop missing u.

son to his mom:mama chand ki l...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 120

son to his mom:mama chand ki legs hoti hai?
mom:chand ki legs to nhe hoti.
son:magar mama raat ko to abu kha rahe thay

Come here. .Take off...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 218

Come here. .

Take off ur panties. .

Get on top of me. .

Enjoy until u get satisfied. .

lovingly

urs

"TOILET"

hieght of laziness:a naked m...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 97

hieght of laziness:
a naked man lying on naked woman and leaving for earthquake to do the rest

asi ja banto di kharka diti......

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 333

asi ja banto di kharka diti.... kundi buhe di kujh hor na samjna. ohne khol diti asi paa dita.... pair buhe ch kujh hor na samjna. ohne de diti asi le liti.... kursi behan jogi kujh hor na samjna. sada baithde hi chut gaya.... hasa mooh vichon kujh hor na samjna.sada roz hi uthe khara rehnda.... scooter buhe age kujh hor na samjna.