1) What is the similarity between Bill gates and me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes to my house and I never go to his house ...EGO PRoblem
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2) We sms Each Other B'coz U Think Im Nice i Think Ur Nice U Think Im Cool i Think Ur Cool U Think Im Sweet i Think Ur Sweet U Think Im Smart i Think Ur RigHT
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3) Who Said English is Easy
Fill this blank with
Yes or No?
1. __ I don't have a BRAIN.
2. __I dont have SENSE.
3. __I am STUPID.
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4) I can't live without u.Without u I can't even imagine 2 exist.U r in my breath,I can't live without u even for a second.
HOLD ON...HOLD ON...
Itna khush hone ki jarurat nahin hai,I am talking about OXYGEN.
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5) I was writing 3 Good Lines about u & i wrote:
1. )_______
2. )_______
3. )_______
nalayak kuchh to accha kiya hota life mein, tabhi likhta.
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6) I want to Share 'EVRYTHING' with U. Your JOYS ur SADNESS, ur HAPPY MOMENTS. Every Single SECOND OF THE DAY. Let's START with Your "BANK A/C
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7) When cloud breaks rain falls, When coconut breaks water falls, When luv breaks tears fall, But.. When ur HEAD breaks.. Aailaa !!! Khali hai!
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8) U r sweet U r caring U r artist U r kind U r intelligent U r atractive U r smart thoda aur IMPROVE karo Tabhi mere jaise banoge.
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9) Aaj ye baat samjh aai,is dharti par Apki hukumat samjh aai,apko dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha,kyunki ravan k bad kisi ko to aana tha..
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10) A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife..
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11) PanditJi ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki aapke mobile pe KANJOOSI ki mahadsha mandra rahi hai.Turant 21 Sms ka yagna karvao
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12) Shukriya karo oos khuda ka k usne hume banaya hai... kyonki ek pyaara, achchha, smart,cute & Handsom sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai
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13) Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diyb, kisiko ashiq to kisiko deewana bana diya, 2 phool ka boj na utha sakti thi mumtaj , shahjahan ne pura taj mahal mumt
aj par bana diya.
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14) There once lived 4friend,Mad,Brain,Sumbody,Nobody.1day,Sumbody killed Nobody.That time Brain was in toilet Mad call the police.Mad:Is it police station? Pol
ice:Yes,what is the matter?
Mad:Sumbody killed Nobody
Police:R u mad?
Mad:Yes,Iam Mad
Police:Dont u have brain?
Mad:Brain is in the toilet.
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15) Main aapko dekhna chahta hoon,aapse milna chahta hoon,par yeh log bahut zalim hain kehte hain
"ZOO"bandh ho gaya kal aana...
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16) Sweet persons talk from HUTCH.Lovers talk from AIRTEL . Beggers talk from BSNL. Beuties talk from SPICE. But BRILLIANTS never talk. They send SMS
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17) Asmaan per jitne sitare hain ! Ankhon main jitne ishare hain 'Samander ke jitne kinare hain " UTNE SCREW DHEELE TUMHARE HAIN " ha ha ha
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18) Wife:kal raat tum neend me muj
