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gooooooooooo...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 131

goo
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kya soche good nit bol raha hu ......udiya (vishal.solanki90981@gmail.com)

Boyfrnd: Darling,I love u. Gal...

by : kismatmanoj Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 104

Boyfrnd: Darling,I love u. Galfrnd: Kutte ke bache... Boyfrnd: Kya.! Galfrnd: Kitne cute hote hain na.!!

AISA nhi KI HUM RISHTA TOD Den...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 182

AISA nhi KI HUM RISHTA TOD Denge,
ya MUSIBAT Mai Aapka SATH chod denge,
HUM to Aapke WO DOST Hai,
Agar Aap sMs nhi Karoge TO hum,,,
Aapki GAAND Mai,,,

NIMBU NICHOD Denge....

Zindgi m kamyab hone k2 osul !...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 150

Zindgi m kamyab hone k2 osul !
1-kabi kisi ko poori bat mat btao

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kya dhundh rahe h?
Mujhe b to kmyab hona hai...;).

kamjor dilwale ye msg na pade...

by : irfan19875 Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 149

kamjor dilwale ye msg na pade
na amal kare.
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Yaar 500/- ka Recharge kara de.
Anna

ek ladki thi usko land ki jaru...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 201

ek ladki thi usko land ki jarurat thi to yesa huva ke ek din main uske ghar gaya to vho maine use pakda or chumaa lene laga to usne mujhe uska chehara dekhaya to vhoooooo 6... thaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha

abe bhai kya kar raha he!!ye...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 52

abe bhai kya kar raha he!!
ye barsat kab chalu hoga

ek sardar tha or ek wochman th...

by : BHAVINDANGASIYA Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 131

ek sardar tha or ek wochman tha
Us sardar ne wochman ko kaha
Ki is box me Kya he tum batawo
To iske andar jo ande he wo tumare

5 great people of indiaGan...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 176

5 great people of india

Gandhi- jo rahe nahi,

Atalji- jo kisi kaam ke nahi,

Dr.Manmohan- jokarte nahi,

baki bache hum dono,
jo kisi k baap se DARTE nahi.
SARKAR

woh shayad ab bhi hamein chaha...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 151

woh shayad ab bhi hamein chahate hain,
tabhi to hamein dekhkar yun muskurate hain,
yeh to bacche kameene hain ,
jo bahenchod hamein mama bulate hain

The Bus Conducter says" Half p...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 132

The Bus Conducter says" Half pant Ticket,Full pant ticket "suddenly balayya removed his pant and says "no pant no ticket"[ sridhar]

Phone ledu..Atleast Missed...

by : Ramu4u Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 143

Phone ledu..

Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu

Naaku tension gaa vundi..

Eni ayyindi?

Kompa tesi ZOO ki valli malli doriki poyava enti?

funny jokes2 Lovers plan to ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 266

funny jokes
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy ...
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies
Funny Jokes
Total character : 155 Posted by : Anonymous

Aaj ye baat samajh aai,is dh...

by : ravaldhaval1389 Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 149

Aaj ye baat samajh aai,
is dharti par aapki hukumat samajh aai
aapko dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha,
kyun ki ravan k baad kisiko ana tha

Ek admi ne sardar g ko pucha: ...

by : ravaldhaval1389 Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 142

Ek admi ne sardar g ko pucha: Public ne aapko kyuu mara?
Sardar: Bus me mera photo gir gaya, maine bola Madam Saari upar karo photo lena hai.

.***. * 1 * '***'...

by : ravaldhaval1389 Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 159

.***.
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Ye
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1 Rupaiye Ka Coin & send me sms,
Kanjusi ki bhi koi
had hoti hai,
Aur khabardar is
1 rupaiye se LOLIPOP kharidi to.

Jis tarha insan ko janwar kehn...

by : sunilgoswami Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 160

Jis tarha insan ko janwar kehne se gussa aata hai,

theek usi tarah

janwar ko b insan kehne pe gussa aata hai

yakin nahi to jake dekho Aine mai. @$uniL@

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 155

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies

Baap Pj : Baslo hoto hagat gaN...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 142

Baap Pj : Baslo hoto hagat gaNdi var basli mashi ...
Baslo hoto hagat gaNdivar basli mashi ...
Todla gaNdi varcha kes an dili tila faashi ..

ek baar ek ladki apne sasural ...

by : viraj Mobile No : 9825655450 Total character : 298

ek baar ek ladki apne sasural se aane ke baad apne baap se kiya kahti hai : maini jaana baapu sone meni jaana sone soniya de ghar baapu L.and rakh diya kada baapu main ne jaana sone soniya de ghar baapu suki marde cuoot baapu main ni janaa sone........aa.aa.aa.aa.na bhej baapu menu sone...........