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beta maa ke pet pe hath rakhka...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 303

beta maa ke pet pe hath rakhkar maa ye kya hai ? maa beta ye matka hai, beta : kitneka ? maa 50 rs ka. beta bap ke pet pe hath rakhkar papa ye kya hai ? bap beta ye matka hai, kitneka ? bap 100 rs ka. beta: maa ka matka to 50 ka hai, aap mehnga laye. Bap ; beta maa ka dhakkan wala he, mera nal wala he.

I love you to 10 girl & win ex...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 167

I love you to 10 girl & win exting offer's a free trip to ur nearest police station in luxury hoysala free accommodation full body massaj hurrylimited period offer....

HAI DEAR IAM RAKEE IAM A VERY ...

by : rakee_2020@yahoo.com Mobile No : N/A Total character : 366

HAI DEAR IAM RAKEE IAM A VERY GUD AND SEXY GIRL AND ILL COME TO ANY ONE WITH FREE OF COST,AT ANY TIME TO ANY PLACE IF ANY BODY WANT TO USE ME CONT ME :08122657463,07708752330.U CAN CALL ME ANY TIME I DONT FEEL ANY THING..........................BYE....................DEARS.......................WAITING VERY EAGRLY FOR UR CALL BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...............

Proffeser to girl Tumhara naam...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 154

Proffeser to girl Tumhara naam
Girl: Madhvi
Prof: Age Kya Lagati Ho
Girl : Whisper
Prof : Nahi Mera Matlab Ke Piche Kya Lagati Ho
Girl Sarso Ka Tel

Baba Ramdeo Ji se pucha,ki m...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 123

Baba Ramdeo Ji se pucha,
ki me nahate samay kya lagaun,
ki mera Yauvan surakshit rahe ?
Baba ne Kaha ...
DARWAJA ...

(bus ma)kaka tamaro kya che,ka...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 266

(bus ma)kaka tamaro kya che,kaka-tare maro su karvo che,mare tamaro pakadvo 6,na dikra chalse are lavo kaka tamaro bahu moto 6 atla mate kahu 6u kem bija no nathi pakdto k tame garda 6o ane atlu bathu vajan lai aa thela nu lai tame na fari sako,kaka- em to le pakad

yesterday is historyTommorow...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 67

yesterday is history
Tommorow is mystry
but today is your ability

I love you to 10 girl & win...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 185

I love you to
10 girl & win exting offer's
a free trip to ur nearest police station
in luxury hoysala free accommodation
full body massaj hurrylimited period offer....

U r so sexy, i want to kissu...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 100

U r so sexy, i want to kissu, i love u,

my dear pulsar

insano k kandho pe insan ja rh...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 168

insano k kandho pe insan ja rha tha,kafan me lipta ek arman ja rha tha,Jise mili thi bewfai pyar me.Wafa ki talash me wo shamshan ja rha thaFrom kunal u so

customer: suji hai;shopkee...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 73

customer: suji hai;

shopkeepar:ha.hai

customer: phir marvai kyo thi

pakro usko kamar se or ghar le...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 420

pakro usko kamar se or ghar le jao, uski gardan pakar ke apne qareeb lao, us ke honto se hont lagao or saari... coca cola pi jao brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. From:harpal bhalla-email-harpalbhalla1@gmail.com

wo mangti thi mein deta na tha...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 347

wo mangti thi mein deta na tha, jawab us ke sawal ka, abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya, haath se phool gulab ka,wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,deedar nere husne shabab ka,wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jab under jaata hai,kaano mein ik ik lafz janab ka From:harpal bhalla - harpalbhalla1@gmail.com

lagada pati langa ra ..lanco h...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 82

lagada pati langa ra ..lanco hills manadi ra ..
nannapaneni lagadapati keep ra...

ladka:apki chut k c hai.larki ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 120

ladka:apki chut k c hai.larki j c tmaray baap ki hai.
Moral:ap b apna lun us larki ki maa j sa bnanay ki koshish karain

A GIRL WENT TO UMBRAILA SHOP S...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 128

A GIRL WENT TO UMBRAILA SHOP SHE ASKED TO REPAIR UMBRAILA HE SAID RAMOVE TOP PART SHE TOLD WHAT EVER DO WATER MUST NOT GO INSIDE

Larki boss se:-500 dedo kal de...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 68

Larki boss se:-500 dedo kal dedongi

Boss:-1000 lelo abhi dedo

oka girl hair oil kosam ani la...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 134

oka girl hair oil kosam ani ladis corner ki velindi....
girl : hair oil evandi !!!
sop keeper : vatika ??
girl : chi chi talaki !!!

girl: woh kia hai jo cow k paa...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 335

girl: woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?
pappu: paisay
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah
se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
madhukar