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Ek Chuha Sharaab (Daru) Me Gir...
by : anil jangid Mobile No : N/A
Total character : 135
Ek Chuha Sharaab (Daru) Me Gira or Must Hoke Nikla & Soyi Hui Billi Ke Muh Pe Laat Mar Ke Bola...Billo Rani Kaho To Abhi Jaan De Du.
Baby: Kya aap abhi bhi raat ko...
by : bhavinsindhavad Mobile No : 00
Total character : 134
Baby: Kya aap abhi bhi raat ko panty me susu karti ho?mom: Nahi beta kyu?Baby:to phir raat me papa aapki panty kyun utar dete he!!
Bana Bana Ke Tamanna Mitayi Ja...
Bana Bana Ke Tamanna Mitayi Jati HaiTarah Tarah Se Wafa Aajmayi Jati HaiJab Unhe Meri Mohabbat Par Aitbar NahiTo Mila Mila Ke Nazar Kyun Milayi Jati Hai
Arz hai.....Arz hai........
Arz hai.....Arz hai.....Arz hai.....Arz hai.....Arz hai.....Arz hai.....Arz hai.....Arz hai.....apko stana hmara farz hai.......
Koi tamari akho ma pan ramtu ...
by : Wasim k Mobile No : 00
Total character : 141
Koi tamari akho ma pan ramtu hase, Koi tamara shabdo ma pan tartu hase, amsta j sapna nathi avta tamne nakki koi tamara mate pan jagtu hase.
sir:madarchod ni vyakhya apo....
sir:madarchod ni vyakhya apo.stu:bhatakti bhosma virya jay tyare tara jevo maadar chod peda thay hone loda.
oryi na kodikullara "CHIRU" gu...
by : bala sai Mobile No : 00
Total character : 133
oryi na kodikullara "CHIRU" gurinchi meku amyi telusu raa. ayna seva gurinchi meku eanta chepani waste. he is a real real real hero
my na uski mari gand or my na ...
my na uski mari gand or my na uski mari gand,my na uski mari gand,my na uski mari gand ...bahan chode tu kay is line ko bar bar padh raha hai tari bhane ke mar le kay ...madhar chode bande kar mara message padhana........by neha
Aaj Sunday He.. Aaj SUNDAY h...
Aaj Sunday He.. Aaj SUNDAY he.. Is msg ko dus logo ko bhejiye. Belive me 7 din bad phir SUNDAY aa jayega It really works.... Hav a gud week ahead
The Golden SunlightThe Beaut...
by : shaileshk Mobile No : 99999999
Total character : 82
The Golden SunlightThe Beauty Of Autumn Colors The Magic Of Wet Red LEaves
love is pain, pain is love. do...
love is pain, pain is love. do not fall into love, just make othres to fall into love,love is pain, pain is love.
do not fall into love, just ma...
do not fall into love, just make othres to fall into love,love is pain, pain is love.
Gusses!!!!!!!!!!! the best eng...
Gusses!!!!!!!!!!! the best engine in the world. Fits all sizes of piston. Self lubricating .Start with finger touch. Automatic monthly oil change. Bestmileage in 3-4 drops...... Girls
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Girls are the best engine in the world.
Fits all sizes of piston.
Self lubricating
.Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil change.
Bestmileage in 3-4 drops......
()"() i sent (. "o new...
()"() i sent (. "o new ring ($"(,) tone... ..J pls wait! ()"() ('() prr! ( $" /=== ./,%,/ haha..nice tone?nice smell
Girls are the best engine in t...
Girls are the best engine in the world.Fits all sizes of piston.Self lubricating.Start with finger touch.Automatic monthly oil change.Bestmileage in 3-4 drops......
Those are the same stars, and ...
Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."
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College ki Ghanti or Girl......kisi ko bhi bajalo......under se bacche hi aayenge
a sardar prayers daily for 2 h...
a sardar prayers daily for 2 hours hey vaheguru meri lottery lagadeafter 11 years vaheguru angrily appears and says:oye ullu de pathay ek bar ticket to lee le
kahte hain ki jab koi kisi ko ...
kahte hain ki jab koi kisi ko bahut yaad karta hai to 1 tara toot ke girta hai, 1 din saara aasman khali ho jayega aur aapki wajah se ilzaam mere sir aayega
()"() i sent a (. "o new r...
()"() i sent a (. "o new ring ($"(,) tone... ..J pls wait! ()"() ('( )") prrt! ( $" /=== ./,%,/ haha..nice tone?nice smell
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