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This sms can only be read by s...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 147

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!

3 tips to break a miror:1. p...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 187

3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.

Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 121

Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.

aj temprature 47 degree ho ga...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 116

aj temprature 47 degree ho ga
ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain
kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.

Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diy...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 150

Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!

aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 184

aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
apni kisi friend se baat he karva do
meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai
wah wah wah

Tu hai harjaee,tu apna b yeh...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 94

Tu hai harjaee,
tu apna b yeh toar sahi......
too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi

Scientists all over the world ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 119

Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.

Taste dis SMS Did u feel da ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 109

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

U r Ultimate U r Lovely U ...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 86

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 146

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahi...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 128

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye
bure waqt me muskurana chahiye...
Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

Arz kiya hai...tuhaar chehra...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 106

Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 162

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

4 roses, just for you! 1st f...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 88

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

Flowers+butterfly = A beautifu...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 145

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

One day a monkey looked into m...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 163

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!

Where r u? U r u not replying?...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 160

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.