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Kind Attn. Mr. AshokPlease...

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Kind Attn. Mr. Ashok

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He kisses her gently on the li...

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He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.

If you are raped and you canno...

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If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it !

Ok honey, we will try one mo...

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Ok honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

You know when you are really t...

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You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea

Women are just like frogs. The...

Posted by : Anonymous Total character : 76

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork

Why do men fart more often tha...

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Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

I do not swear, I do not smoke...

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I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer

HALLO, this is your mobile. Th...

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HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

Hum agar apse mil nahi pate,...

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Hum agar apse mil nahi pate,
Aisa nahi ke aap yaad nahi aate,
Maana ke sab rishtey nibhaye nahi jate..
Par jo DIL mein bas jate hain wo bhulaye nahi jate..

Jagmag jagmag karta hai taar...

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Jagmag jagmag karta hai taara,
Sari duniya ko roshan karta hai taara,
Is tare se bhi koi hai pyara jo is waqt pad raha ha sms hamara .

Roses are red, violets are...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !

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Roses are red, viole...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...

I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!

A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!

Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

I am born this way, but what is your excuse?

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

Ok honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

Some people die. Others become a teacher...

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!

If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it !

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass

A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.

It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.

He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...

I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!

A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!

Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

I am born this way, but what is your excuse?

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

Ok honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

Some people die. Others become a teacher...

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!

If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it !

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass

A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.