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Q: What is INDIA?

A: 1. A Nation where Pizza reachs home Faster then Ambulance & Police;

2. A nation where U get Car Loan @ 5% but Education Loan @ 12%;

3. A nation where Rice is Rs.40 but Sim card is Rs.10;

4. A nation where people stnding at tea stall reading an article in newspaper about child labour & say "Yaar bacho se kaam krwane walo ko to faansi pe chada dena chahiye'' & then they shout ''Oye CHOTU 3 chai la''!

Thats INDIA.
"Incredible INDIA"

the meaning of dependence is independent of one on another.
yes ! if we will not depend upon our nose to breathe than we will sure to die..................yours tuku subudhi.......prays God 4 u & 4 me........

Aap ki dil ki ghanti bajao, aur aap khud se pucho ki tum apni desh ke liye kiya kar sakte ho? kyun ki baat toh sabhi karte hain lekin desh ke liye kon aapni jaan deteh hain ? ham tah aajad desh ke nagrik bangaye , lekin hum to hamare sacrificeres ke fruit ko kha rahe henh..................hena thik! .................tukusubudhi............9692319690

you can compare your self whether you are independent or not by just shaking your inner voice, then say about independent of the country , its upon you , u just decide it. upto how much, u r patriot 4 the country

yes. this life is for the country, its first priority goes to mother land. so be alert for our country always & dig root the evils in my country india...............your tuku subudhi....9692319690

Happy Repulic day to all Indian
---INDIA IS GREAT--
ME MANOJ (manoj99328yahoo.com)

Desh bahkto kai balidaan swatnatra hoai hai hum-koi puche kon ho to .grav sai kahnge bhartiya hai hum_HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY_SONI

TAIRNA HAI TOH SAMUNDAR PE TAIRO ,NADIYA AUR NALE ME KYA RAKHA HAI ,,AUR PYAR KARNA HAI TOH DESH KARO BEWAAFA LADKIYA ME RAKHA HAI>>

sabhi bharat wasi o ko meri taraf se GANTANTRA DIVAS ki hardik shubh kamnaye SKB

Aajad na main aajad na tu, bas janjir badalti rahti hai, deewar wohi rahti hai dost, bas tasveer badalti rahti hai, Happy Republic Day.

this is the only festival celebrated by every Indian no matter the Religion, and Cast protect National Integrity.. Be proud of being an Indian........Murthy

jan gan man adhi nayak jai he bharata bhagyavidhata .........
panjabsindha gujaratha maratha dravida uttkaldanga vijayi himachal yamuna ganga uttkal jal git ranga tava shubhaname jage tava shubha ashish mage gaye tava jai gatha janagan maggala dayaka jay he bharata bhagya vidhata
jay heeeeeeeeeee jay heeeeeee jay heeeeeeeee
jay jay jay jayheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

UTHO BHARAT KE NIKAMMO,
JAAGO OR UN SHAHIDO KO YAAD KRO,
JINHONE BHARAT KI AAJADI KE LIYE,
APNI KANN KURBAAN KERDI.
JAI HIND JAI BHARAT.
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY
SUBMIT BY: JAMANT KUMAR, SSB (MHA)
MB NO. 9905401549

sawdhan..............................................................................................................................................................visram.
practice karte rahiye aaj republic day hai.

Shailendra...

"doodh mango khir denge,kashmir mangoge chir denge"
Happy republic day in 2010..........
ashish agrawal

NAHI SIRF JASHAN MANANA
NAHI SIRF JHANDE LEHRANA
YEH KAFI NAHI WATAN PRASTI
UNKE LAFZON KO AAGE BADHANA.
KHUDA KE LIYE NAHI
ZINDGI WATA K LIYA NIBHANA.
YEHI H AAPNE DESH KA TARANA.
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY

azad bharat k nikammo,kal agar valentine day hota to aaj message ki line lag jati.ab sab kaamband karo or sabko msg karo.happy republic day.chak de india.

Teacher ek student se: batao ladkiyaan kya nahi
pehan sakti hai?
Ladka: ji CONDOM
Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo
Sardar to milkman: yaar tum 2 din se kyon nahi
aa rahay thay??
Milkman: aap ki bhabhi ki tabeeat kharab thi
Sardar: to koi baat nahi! bhains ka doodh he le
aatay!
Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan:
1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega.
2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga.
3. Don't scroll down:
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Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga.
AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOO
SAY SEX NAHI KERTA
LERKI : VO KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA
PASAND NAHI HAI
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar
tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her
din nayi nayi to milti
Khussra wanted to join army and after medical
check up the doctor said that u r
rejected bcoz u dont have LUN. Khussara
answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai
ya bund marwani hai!!!
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u lastnite
I want to suck you lick you wanna move
my tongue all over you wanna feel you in my
mouth yep, thats how you eat an ice cream!
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha
tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main
chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main
chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia
hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can"t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it
FRAZ rfom Graveyard :
Aj kul larkoon k hontoon pe ubharta hai Fraz,
In ki gand main sholay sa Q jalta hai Fraz
kartay hain maan chudaiyaan takhallus se mere,
Har sher ki maan chod kr laga daitay hain Fraz
Shayed in ki kisi Fraz ne mari hai Gaand,
Ya phir Chod k in ki behnoon ko bhaga tha Fraz
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Khabardar jo kisi ne ab ruswa kiya mjay,
Gaand main ghuss k phat jaye ga Fraz
chikne ladkon ka tujh per noor barse , harpathan
teri dosti ko tarse , khuda kare teri zindagi main
itnain pathan ahee k tu ek minute bhi sharwar
pehnne ko tarsey.
1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi, Dosri makhi nay
kaha, Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey Pehli makhi
boli: Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai
Rs 1450: baby food
Rs 1000: doctor fee
Rs 950: medicine
Rs 800: toys
Rs 500: diapers
Rs 300:baby powder
total
Rs 5000
or
condom
Rs 5 ----faisla aap per hai
Car sales girl to call girl :
Aaj agar car na biki to mera baja baj jayega.
Call Girl:
aur aaj agar mera BAJA na baja to meri car bik
jayegi
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath thi
sher da puttar Sardar told his son: o tu ghabra
mat, tu to sher da puttar hai. Beta:papaji,Class
teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki Hi
aulad hai
SEX At 8-ignor it,
At 18-feel it
At 28-xplor it
At 38-enjoy it
At 48-pay 4 it,
At 58-pray 4 it,
At 68-beg 4 it,
At 88-Ab mar bhi jaa hawas k pujari..
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir
gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar
karna photo leni hai
A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n
showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old
habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"

Freedom in Mind, Faith in Words, Pride in our Heart, Memories in our Souls. Lets Salute the Nation on REPUBLIC DAY...

SARE JAHANSE ACCHA HINDUSTA HUMARA...
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY..

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HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY
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