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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
Q: Why dogs don't marry? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
On Jeetos bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife) What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other! Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken to me in six months.
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