Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho:
1. Garam ho
2. Gori ho
3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho
5. Doodh zyada ho
6. Do minute me taiyar ho
7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho.
5 inch ka hai
Size normal hai
Mazboot hai
Ziada
mota bi nahi hai
2 larkian dekh chuki hain
Lena hai
to bolo mera nokia mobile 5130
Andaz-e-pyar Apki ek ada hai
dour ho humse apki khata hai
dil mai basi hai ek pyari si tasvir apki
jis neechy I MISS U LIKHA He
ek kuwari ladki ko baccha ho gaya
uska baap: ye kiska hai.
ladki: papa miss call to sabhi marte the…. pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya
Gabbar paida hte hi, ma ne kan ke niche lagai, bap kyo mar rahi ho, ma kamakhat paida hote hi puch raha hai kitane ADMI the…!
ek kuwari ladki ko baccha ho gaya
uska baap: ye kiska hai.
ladki: papa miss call to sabhi marte the…. pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya…………
Hair Oil ke advertise me Hair dikhate h
Toothpest me tooth
but wishper ke add me kuch nahi
Jaago grahak jaago
ek kuwari ladki ko baccha ho gaya
uska baap: ye kiska hai.
ladki: papa miss call to sabhi marte the…. pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya
MALLIKA se ghode ki sawari karne k baad ghodewala:Ghoda bahut khus hai…Malika:Meri taango ke beech jo be aata hai khush ho jata hai
Baba Ramdeo Ji se pucha,
ki me nahate samay kya lagaun,
ki mera Yauvan surakshit rahe ?
Baba ne Kaha …
DARWAJA ..
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Happy birthday 2 u,
Happy birthday 2 u!
U were born in d zoo’
U were born in d zoo’
With d monkeys ‘n donkeys
dats looks just like u!
1 baar 1 ladki kelewale bhayye k pass gai aur usse kele ka bhav pucha 1 kela kitaneka bhayya bola 1 rupaye ka,ladki boli phir tera kela kitne ka bhayya bola choude ka durty mind choude ka matlab 14 Rs ka.
uch larkiyan khari ho kar deti hain, Kuch thora jhuk kar
deti hain, Aur kuch to baith kar dainey ki aadi hoti hain,
Kitna mushkil kaam hai “JHAAROO dena”
Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.
I love you to
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a free trip to ur nearest police station
in luxury hoysala free accommodation
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